• WATTYS 2022 WINNER • When Iris Monet married millionaire Jared Darling, she had only one rule - that he could cheat on her with anyone except the household staff. This arrangement of theirs would have gone on quite happily if she hadn't caught him on the snooker table with their maid, and on their wedding anniversary night no less. Humiliated and more than a little drunk, Iris storms out of the house vowing never to return unless it's for a well-compensated divorce. But as the train trundles out of the city, she slowly calms down and quickly realizes that there's a problem. A big problem. Because the only thing Iris has ever done in her life is being a trophy wife. The prospect of unfunded singlehood on the cusp of her thirties is a horrifying nightmare she's unprepared to deal with. So naturally, when she lays eyes on who she thinks is the richest bachelor in Ryefair, Iris is more than ready to put her claws into him. Except, Satoh Akai isn't the richest bachelor in Ryefair - not by a long shot. And as someone who speaks better with animals than people, romance is the furthest thing from his mind. When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, anything is possible but one thing is certain - worlds will collide and hearts will burn. ✒ 17th November 2021 (start) ✒ 27th July 2022 (end)

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘐 𝘛𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘛𝘰 𝘒𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧, Was the moment I finally lived. __ This is not, and I repeat NOT, based of off actual events. I have never attempted suicide, but if you are struggling with your mental health or are planning to commit, please do ask for help. (She says while also struggling with her mental health) Cross-posted on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43819542 IB: https://youtu.be/nEX-9exMc1A

⊱ 𝟬𝟬𝟭┊𝖠𝖱𝖳 𝖮𝖥 𝖯𝖱𝖤𝖳𝖤𝖭𝖣𝖨𝖭𝖦. ❪ h𝖻𝗉 - dh ❫ ❛ 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶? ❜ 𝗂𝗇 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁, 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝖽𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝗈𝗒 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝖾𝗅𝗉 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗀𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖼𝗋𝗎𝗌𝗁. ❪ on hiatus ! ❫ ❪ harry potter x fem! reader ❫ ❪ ©-seokjinsmoon, 2021 ❫

❝ ━ 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 so bad, you might as well suck my ####### #### ❞ ( 𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗠𝗢𝗨𝗖𝗛𝗘 𝗫 𝗙𝗘𝗠! 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥 ) ━━━━ 06. ෆ in which .. scaramouche gets forced to play a stupid roblox game with his friends, and ends up arguing with a person that plays old games on roblox. ( © naijmi , hoyoverse 2022. ) ( © @IntoxicxtedHoe for the chapter banners )

Why did Harry Potter have to be so oblivious? Why does Hermione Granger suddenly seem to care about Draco Malfoy? And, this is probably the most important "why", why is Draco's bathroom sink stained with bloody petals?

[ this is the sequel to my previous Hanahaki • Drarry fanfic ] With the students crowded together at Platform 9¾ to say their final goodbyes, Hermione knows she has to act quick before Pansy is lost forever and the not-so-fictional disease overtakes her completely. Will she go through with confessing her feelings for Parkinson or will she take the easy way out and forget what it's like to love forever?

a story where : @celestiuhh : hey potter @celestiuhh: if i could get 1 galleon for everytime you say 'brilliant', i could get 100 firebolts for myself @harrypotter : i do not say brilliant all the time, Malfoy 🙄 *this story won't follow the harry potter plot, just a cute small social media au between Harry Potter and Celestia Malfoy* face claim : @maggielindemann on instagram

When Sae and Isagi start dating after the U-20 match, Rin is sure Sae's just doing it to fuck with him. So, he calls Bachira to ask him what the hell is going on between them. Unfortunately for Rin, that phone call somehow leaves him with an emotionally fragile fake boyfriend that he has no idea what to do with. Fortunately for Rin, it's not so bad having Bachira around.

❛ are you manifesting me or something... ❜ will y/n the astrology girly find her match if she joins and stays in a discord server full of soccer(football)-obsessed teenage boys on a whim? let's find out if this mercury retrograde brings back something old or something new to y/n's life... bllk x fem!reader ✦ ...i do not own blue lock ! © fuemehoer, 2023 started: may 8th, 2023 highest ranking ! #1 on bluelock #1 on mikage #2 on isagi #3 on reomikage #4 on bllk