M/n was once an orphan raised in the house of Hearth and was once friends with Arlecchino before she became the head of the orphanage. Though he separated himself from the orphanage and the Fatui as best as he could didn't mean he wasn't a criminal in some matter, you see, M/n was a magnificent conman who could swindle many out of their socks without trying very hard but this also landed him with before a certain chief of justice and within the Fortress of Meropide. This causes M/n to have a very strange relationship with it's warden; Wriothesley. M/n more often than not found himself bothering the warden with petty escape scares, corny jokes, and sexual innuendos to pass his time in prison. Though it's all fun and games for him, Wriothesley was at his wits end dealing with the repeat offender. Always punching the criminal on the head when he went too far or just for shits and giggles on his end. However, one day Wriothesley was overly aggravated, his family was now forcing him into an arranged marriage and he was desperate to find a way out! Then he had an idea that would benefit himself but M/n even more! A deal of all deals for both men.

𝐁𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐮 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲 𝐃𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐱 𝐗𝐢𝐞𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐧!𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 ━━━ ❝ 𝙁𝙇𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍 𝙂𝙊𝘿 ❞ ━━━ ➺ Thousand years ago, (L/n) (M/n) was renowned for his beauty, strength, and purity. His of dedicated study and noble deeds allowed him to ascended to godhood. But those who rise may also fall, and fall he does cast from the heaven and banished to the world below. Thousand years after his mortal life, (M/n) ascended to godhood for the third time, angering most of the gods in the process. 𝗧𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘆 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗯𝘁𝘀, 𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗻𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘀. & 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝘂𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝘃𝗶𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗴𝗵𝗼𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗔𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴. 𝗜𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘀, 𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗽𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝘃𝗼𝗹𝘃𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝗮𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹. [Hiatus] ✎ ┊𝘛𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘪 𝘧𝘶 𝘹 𝘉𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘨𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳..? ┊ ✎ ┊𝘉𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘨𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘒𝘢𝘧𝘬𝘢 𝘈𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘪 ┊ ✎ ┊𝘛𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘪 𝘧𝘶 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘔𝘰 𝘟𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘨 𝘛𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘟𝘪𝘶 ┊

M/n Von Laurent, was a simple young man who was famous for his diving skills and being the only son of the Laurent family, being the second to last of five. His life was glorious in his eyes until his family began taking over his life, stopping him from enjoying the simple things that made him happy. Soon, he was forced into a marriage with a man known as The Knave. During his forced marriage he was nothing short of miserable but what got him through was the three beautiful cats he saved. One strange night, his husband was murdered before his eyes by a woman named Arlecchino, assuming she'd free him, hell even return him home she doesn't... Instead, Arlecchino married him while taking the name of The Knave. His misery only heightens through the few months of being tied to her. Never could he have imagined that during such a dark moment of his life that his darling cats would try to protect him but it was for not, Arlecchino kills all three of them. The only family he had left in this world. That night as M/n cried himself to sleep he wished and begged to return to the days where he was free and someone heard his plea because when he woke up, he had regressed three years before his marriage...

M/n was met with his untimely death at the hands of his best friend who hated how he got successful doing Genshin impact streams out of the blue. When M/n opened his eyes, he noticed that his surroundings were different from the norm and took to wandering around the lovely estate. However, M/n realize that he was in Liyue harbor! Not only that, Yelan was in the house as well, then and there M/n immediately knew who he was. The poor male was the unnamed brother of Yelan who died at the hands of the fatui. Fearing the worst and not wanting to die again, M/n runs away from the house and takes residents within the hidden red light district of the harbor to stay alive. This method proves successful but there was a problem...This plan leads to M/n becoming an escort who found trouble around every corner whether he wanted it or not! Soon that trouble becomes more than he can handle when he runs into Zhongli and Tartaglia...

This book contains Smut, Fluff, and Angst. It has stories for Male and GN readers.

M/n, a native of The Xianzhou Luofu was caught between a rock and a stone wall. He was captured by the Stellaron hunters while aiding Dan Heng in his escape from Blade. Thrown into a very luxurious room that he considered a beautiful jail cell, Kafka tasked the unwilling man with being Blades official handler. With nowhere to run and no way to escape M/n begrudgingly accepts the task given to him by the burgundy haired woman before him with a simple task in mind to protect his darling friend Dan Heng from danger as best as he could. However M/n knew this wouldn't be easy due to the temper that the menacing dark haired man had. Especially how quickly it was to anger him with just a few words. It was quite obvious why Blade needed someone to metaphorically put a muzzle, collar, and leash on him but M/n's biggest issue was; why did it have to be him!? Of all people who could have done the same on the Luofu!!

For many years the Academia has failed to truly study the ruins of the desert without putting themselves in danger every time. They would either underestimate the journey or didn't pack a significant amount of supplies but somehow, they find themselves back in Aaru village unharmed, dehydrated and hungry but unharmed. It was the biggest mystery until one found out and devised a plan to gain the trust of a certain creature who rules the sands, the creature that the children of barren land loved more than the scarlet king himself. With the plan thought out, no one actually wanted to put themselves in danger. So who better for the job other than the academia's lunatic Alhaitham? He of course takes the offer of discovery and pay but cares not for the registration and fame that would follow. Following the notes and plan relayed to him, the Dendro wielder found himself in a dangerous predicament after running out of water and having no idea where the closest oasis would be, he wanders aimlessly until a figure appears before his deluded eyes...

M/n had always loved Scaramouche in Genshin impact and waited patiently for the promised day when the small villain would become a playable character! M/n was fully prepared to become a dedicated Scaramouche main like many others who played the game. Unfortunately, M/n didn't get that chance to play the newest update. Instead the male was somehow in a strange lavatory with a masked Dottore looking down at him, in a panic the confused male screams and jumps as far as he could away from the crazy doctor, in doing so, he ends up clinging to the cranky short tempered man he knows and love; Scaramouche.

║▌│█║▌│ █║▌│█│║▌║ 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙘𝙤𝙙𝙚... 𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . -ˏˋ⋆ ᴡ ᴇ ʟ ᴄ ᴏ ᴍ ᴇ ⋆ˊˎ- M/n was a young man that had everything going for him, his beginning was less than glamorous until he was adopted in his early childhood and given a fighting chance at life and he took control of his life. Many years down the line, he made friends with an inspiring Author named Marsha who asked if it was okay to use him as inspiration for a male lead of her book ❝Love in the scorching sand❞, not expecting the book to gain a huge amount of attention M/n agreed. Within three months the romance novel gained a cult-like following and everyone was in love with the male's book double, constantly expressing how they wished the male lead got a happy ending. This was a shock to the friends once they found out but that would be the last moment they would spend together. In a premeditated incident M/n and many more lost their life when a crazed truck driver purposely rammed his eighteen wheeler into the bus that M/n and his friend was... Thinking all was lost and everything was over, M/n woke up in the world his friend created...

┏┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┓ ↳ open file? ┗┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┛ ┊ ╰── ➤ [❁] yes [ ] no ✎↷: ------- Access?: [ Granted ] ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ོ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ོ . . . . . . . . ╰──> ˗ˏˋ [M/n Alistair is a freshman in college in the modern world, during his advanced literature class he and many others were tasks to read the first seven chapters of a bestseller by the name of ❝Tears of Ice❞. The story drew M/n's attention and before he knows it, he had finished the story with a heavy heart. M/n adored the story but hated how it hinted at a relationship between the 11th harbinger and the son of the Cryo queen but it ends with the Heroine; Lumine and the 11th harbinger; Tartaglia falling in love despite all the signs point in the opposite direction. M/n dreaded that and hands down believed that the prince desired happiness, like the others of the story; if not with Tartaglia. Ultimately, the prince's downfall was that he betrayed his mother, so it was a known fact that the would prince would be the first dead before his mother. After a heated debate during his literature class, M/n does what any broke college student does, buys cup ramen from his local corner store, however, M/n doesn't make it home alive due to walking into a robbery... His last wish was that the story could have ended differently...] ˎˊ˗ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ོ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ོ ╰──> ˗ˏˋ [End of file] ˎˊ˗