"No homo." His hot breath fanned my face as he pushed me against my locker. I blushed. Then, he kissed me and I didn't report him for sexual harassment because he's hot. Cover by @Lena-Presents

Remember that one book of whatever the fucks? Well guess what, it's back! It's even less funnier than before with a not so clever title because the words from the title of the other book was just switched to make the title for this book! So yeah, enjoy all the terrible jokes, puns and everything else, straight from this site called Tumblr. I just can't help it. Highest Rank: #178 = 5.14. 15

This is for people who like, talk, and breathe sarcasm it's not for people who can't take a joke at all and are boring people irl

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

this is a bunch of oneshots i once wrote. they come and go at random times so i don't really know when i will upload, but i didn't just want them to be forgotten in the depths of my stories folder. might contain harsh language, lgbtq+, some more mature content and trigger warning religion? honestly i don't even know man. started: 21|8|3 ended:

"Doctors don't believe in love, They believe in science." There's Dr. Yume Tobu who will stand by this notion the way she stands determined while skillfully performing the most complex brain surgery and then there's Dr. Felix Castillo who will stand against the notion but with Dr. Yume while operating with equal capability. Do they ever get to know each other as a person or will they always know each other as the annoying co-surgeons?

Levi and Gideon were best bros by day, lovers by night. It was all of the closeness and none of the hurt, until one night when Levi slips up, says too much and calls it quits. But Gideon isn't giving him up that easily.

What the title says ... Source: YouTube and Google ... I'm not a licensed psychologist and this book was written for fun and interest.

- inspired by: under the sky in room 553 i discovered you and i on AO3 something i wrote for my english assignment :3 enjoy!