The 100 ways to get kicked out of Walmart. Based on a true story. WARNING: YOU MAY GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART!!

Obama is lonely, so he goes and fucks himself in the most literal way possible.

After a few too many disastrous natural disasters, Liam decides to call up the Demon King Shadow to see what the fuck is going on. The god in question can't sleep, and is taking his insomniac frustrations out on humanity (and Australia) Will the demon king sleep? Will he not sleep?! Why hasn't he slept yet?! And why does it seem like he's keeping secrets!1?1!1!?1 find out in this thrilling adventure!1!1!!1!1! tldr: shadow can't sleep and Liam doesn't wanna get murdered by an immature fish past it's bedtime so he helps shadow slep (send help I'm being held at gunpoint by 2 of the 3 liow shippers to write this fuck off stanix and mr train take this and leave!!!)

The funniest things he said XD