dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction

“You have 16 days.” “Why only 16 days?” He questioned. “Because,” I pause and take a deep breath. “It took me 16 days to decide to kill myself.” Copyright © 2014 cliffocuddles All Rights Reserved -Alternate Universe-

"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."

Calum believes that he's got everything a guy could ever wish for: popularity, a band with his best friends, and pretty girls in his high school swooning over him. He always thinks that whatever Calum wants, Calum gets. But of course, nothing stays the same. It all started when a girl named Kristen bumped and crashed into his life and asked him to pretend as her boyfriend for a month. Calum knew it would be nothing but a stupid deal until that stupid little thing started changing every single thing about what he always believes in. He woke up one day realizing three things. One, not everything he believed in is always true. Two, he knew something in his life was missing. And lastly... He's sure as hell that he's not pretending anymore. * Published: September 2013 Completed: March 2014 Status: Major Editing

Luke was a dork Calum was a dick they were both step brothers.

Rebecca Grace Irwin is the sister of Australian superstar Ashton Irwin. The pair have been seperated for the past six years since their parents divorce. Rebecca has been living with her father whereas Ashton chose to live with his mum in sunny syndey... before the whole band thing anyway. Many things have changed since they last saw each other but Rebecca certainly didn't expect to have this kind of summer.

"It was your job to take care of him, not to fall in love with him."

in which a boy and a girl meet in the hospital, where they feel farthest from home. but they soon find home in each other.

BOOK 1 Jess is a 15 year old who isn't the smartest person in the world at school, and she needs a tutor and she needs one now. BEING RE-WRITTEN SO IT ISN'T GOOD RIGHT NOW, GIVE ME A WHILE!! thanks to @acidclxfford for making the cover, follow her on twitter!

❝You chased me for a long time, so I figured it was time for me to chase you.❞ copyright © paradisin || 2014