The fifth and final book to the Beatles Jokes and Memes series

[COMPLETED] George knew he was going to turn him, one way or another. He knew he was going to fuck it up as he always did. Paul was surely going to have his head and Ringo might be terrified of him when he finds out. You know what? Fuck it. If you aren't going through ups and downs you aren't alive. George already broke the code, how hard is it to break more? -------------- Starrison, Vampire!AU In short, George breaks the no-killing code and has to turn a person into a vampire. And slowly, he falls in love with that person. CONTAINS: slash (duh), lots of cursing, vampires, and blood.

Brian comes home late, so the Beatles decide to play a fun game of truth or dare. Nothing could go wrong, right? I do not own the Beatles. Truth or dare requests are now closed.

I sat there for a moment, staring at him, and him staring right back at me, then I scrambled away from the window and ran to the door, making sure it was locked. It was locked, and so I ran toward the kitchen where the phone was, but when I got there, I screamed. There he was, somehow inside the house, his hand placed firmly on the phone. “Wait, please, I’m not gonna hurtcha,” he promised in a strangely familiar voice. His voice was British, from Liverpool I believed. His eyes were pleading, as if begging me not to run, and I almost felt compelled to believe him; the desperation on his face was so strong, but I slowly began backing away from him, my hands reaching for something to use as a weapon. “Wait, please,” he begged again, “Can ya really see me?” I began backing away a small bit quicker now; this man was obviously full scale nuts. Anyone who asks, can you see me obviously is… “If ya can,” he continued, “Do you know who I am?” He took a step toward me, and I grabbed the broom that was learning against the wall, the closest thing within reach. Yes, I know a broom isn’t exactly a weapon, but I was kind of rushed… Right away he took a step back again, “All right, sorry.” He shrugged holding his hands up. He glanced around the kitchen desperately, as if searching for something, then he apparently spotted what he was looking for. He grabbed a sharp knife that was waiting to get washed as it sat next to the sink, and right away I began running backwards, holding the broom in front of me. Instead of coming at me with the knife, though, he brought his long hair over his shoulder and cut it off just below his ears, arranged his bangs over the top of his eyes, then dropped the knife unthreateningly, and I almost dropped the broom I was holding. If I hadn’t known better, I would have sworn he looked exactly like John Lennon. A supernatural/ hurt/ deep/ comfort fanfiction. Not really romance. Other Beatles appear briefly

I have my own language called Beatlese. It's exactly how it sounds, you speak in Beatles terms and references. I created it in 8th grade because my math teacher suggested that I make Beatles terminology for everything since it was my life already. He knew me too well. I taught it to my best friend and now he speaks it just as fluently as me, and he isn't even into the Beatles. This has now become one of our many in jokes. Who's ready to speak just as fluently as us? We've got to spread the word! Current Beatlese Co-creators: @VirginiaLover27 @Ringo_McLennison @TackyGlue2 Anyone can become a co-creator! Feel free to let me know and you too can contribute to the language! :) Want to learn faster? Here's our Quizlet! https://quizlet.com/nl/644024789/beatlese-flash-cards/

The second book to the Beatles Jokes and Memes series

The third book to the Beatles Jokes and Memes Series

(High School Era) John and Paul were classmates. John always got into trouble, and Paul didn't. They balanced each other out perfectly, and their friendship was perfect. Until, John found the notebook.

John deperately tries to get Paul's attention, but can't. Paul is oblivious to his love for him, and keeps dating girls. John secretly destroys Paul's relationships in hilarious and sneaky ways. (Cynthia and Jane don't exist in this story)

What would the Beatles do if they worked at McDonald's? Would would they do if they were presidents? What would they do if they were bank robbers? What about dragons?!? 🐙🐙🐙 The beautiful cover was made by @-IAmTheWalrus-!