how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

PeRfecTion ye

You have had a long day at work and you are so ready to come home and what you find when you enter your house is amazing 😊😉

The title speaks for itself

Read to find out. ;) Contains: hints of depression and suicide. Woosh away if sensitive to the topic! (This is satire.)

The castle isn't compensating for something... Made this completely as a joke, uhhh credit to my friend Anson for the cover and credit to my other friend (Berserker on discord) for the title :)

This is a Shrek x reader fanfiction, just like the title says, this is also my first faniction. Y/n is a teenage girl and she has just finished 8th grade. Shrek used to be a rich business man but after Lord Farquaad stole his wife(literally) his business went crashing down. What's going to happen to y/n after she meets Shrek? A lot man. But what type of stuff will excactly happen to her? I can't tell you everything but some fun stuff and stuff that's even more fun. A/n: Changing some things cause I didn't really like them. The plot and stuff will stay the same, it's a few very minor changes. (I do not own these characters.)

lord farquaad could never express his feelings for squidward, his best friend. They've been friends for as long as they can remember but squidward could never seem to realize how in love farquaad was with him. one day though, squidward invited shrek over for a sleepover where things got a little heated and farquaad didn't like it. he didn't like it one bit. Shrek has already been friends with them both but has known that farquaad is in love with squidward so he tried to make him jealous tw- angst (cover art is not mine) !satire!

silly and smutty😘😘 i apolagize in advance for what u are about to read