This is a short prelude as to why Sportacus doesn't have a wife. Long before he protected the children and citizens of Latibær, he was a simple elf, living his life the way elves do until one fateful morning he encountered a young mistress and things go from there.

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A mysterious woman comes to town, when Sportacus meets her he never would've guessed she was linked to him in the most morbid way possible.

Jenny has set her sights on leaving LazyTown but when Sportacus gets sick, her plans fall through.

Ziggys sister comes into town to start her farming business. Robbie becomes head over heels for her and don't know how to react. Rotten? Or sweet?

Robbie and Missy have a child after a few years of being married. the family now has to wonder if her genes will be Sweet or Rotten.

Alan had fallen into his cocoon right after they returned home to LazyTown, unfortunately an ancient force ails him and takes him and his family on the most enduring journey to free him.

Jenny and Spo end up having twins. Being Demi Elf has its highs and lows, The twins learn what they have to go through to become a fully mature half blood elf.

there is smut. coz i know thats what youre here for. lolol ;) remember to press the stars pretty please and maybe even comment! lots of thanks

Sportacus leaves lazytown for 8 years but comes back to be surprised at lazytown Stared:28 of October 2021 Ended:23 of April 2023