What is actually wrong with me. Okay so i decided to finally make a description. i don't know what possessed me to write this but here's a story about how two people, polar opposites, who thought they hated each other, fell in love. this is satire i promise

it's all ogre now • Co-written by @shsllawyer the queen of the swump and @WarriorCatG the lord of Duloc

Y/n goes on a road trip to the beautiful town of Duloc. Whilst there, she meets a man of grand stature who falls deeply in love with her. Will she reciprocate that love?

It's baby making time with the lord himself🥵🥵🍆🍆👶👨‍👩‍👧

Shrek outs his and lord farquads relationship to the kingdom.

Lord farquaad x reader 😫 YOU MIGHT GET TURNED ON!!!!! jack off if you want😫😝

daddy Shrek X reader enjoy🍆 (cringe warning ⚠) k so kinda turned it to like a good story. even i thought it was gonna be hella smut but idk hope yall like it if yall want a smut sequel let me know um thx for reading vote comment and yeah oml its at 99 reads as of 12/1/20 thank yall so much i did really 100% love this idea I just kinda bored and this is what i did. Miss ma'ams it is now at 106 reads 12/4/20 like uh ok so to the random ppl readong this that arnt my friends i forced to read it thank u like all of u bros. Thank yall so much um kinda bored with life again if u want a feona X reader let me know babes💞 Broooooo we now have 149 reads 12/12/20 huh 😖 like thank y'all and may ag mcdaddy be in all ur dreams. 2.4K 6/11/21 thx ig 12/25/21 Why have over 5000 of yall read this?

a very wholesome romantic adventure between a mysterious ogre and a rejected female. "im never gonna give you up." y/n quietly muttered. "Oi mayte ye gud?"

Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.

I'm sorry