Shanks had found Luffy annoying from the moment he met him. But all the hot village shawties thought he was a dilf, so he kept Luffy around. What happens when Shanks decides Luffy is no longer useful for pulling hoes?

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Just a little something i made while bored and for fun! There will be sexual things in this so just a warning! and if theres smut or sexual kind of things, ill me sure to let you know right before it begins so you can skip it if you dont like those things !! have a nice read. ! Some swearing involved

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

You're a young, shy girl living in Gravity Falls living a pretty normal life with your extremely loving mother and father. That is... until your parents end up almost dying. You must make a deal with a certain dream demon, and in exchange for your parents' lives you have to travel with Bill to the far corners of the universe to find pieces of a device. You meet many wacky and terrifying creatures on each planet you visit, risking your life to find each piece. Was the deal really worth it? What is the device really for? Can you trust Cipher? He says he's your friend, but he IS a demon after all. Keep in mind this begins about 5-6 years before the summer with the twins, beginning when you're eleven years old. The story progresses and matures as you grow up. You eventually befriend Mabel, Dipper and the crew. The content gets more "mature" as you age. Obviously I don't own any of these characters, that honor belongs to Alex Hirsch and Disney. This is my first time publishing any type of writing, so //constructive// criticism would be extremely appreciated!! *~Enjoy~*

After a careless human throws their child into the world of monsters, a certain goat man named Asgore decides to take the child in as his own. But as this little human grows up, they want to explore. Meeting new friends can lead to some very crazy adventures, and some of those times can be horrible enough to destroy a new relationship

RULES: -no limes -not sans x sans -no homophobic sh!t -no lemons yet -no oc X sans ----------------------- What you can expect: Short , sweet , cringey , and head cannons

-Discontinued and Unfinished- Skeleton brothers Fresh and Unfresh have never gotten along. Especially when it comes to sharing things. So, when both of them meet (y/n) and fall for her... Things get interesting... *** Ranked 4 in 'sans x reader' and 1 in 'unfresh' as of 5/9/2018, as well as other rankings. Ranked 32 in 'undertale' as of 5/12/2018 as well as other rankings. Ranked 1 in 'sans' as of 6/16/2018 as well as 7 in 'undertale' as well as other rankings.

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