'If you're on the verge of breaking, if you have a gun to your head, if your in the grasp of a titan just promise me you'll fight, you'll live and you'll never forget me.' I repeat his words in my head, I'll always remember you Levi, I'll always love you.

• PLEASE TAKE NOTE THIS GOES BACK TO 2014 AND THERE ARE HELLA MISTAKES SO JUST IGNORE THEM CAUSE I ALREADY GET RANTED ON LOL • Attack on Jokes - it doesn't get any better than this. I hope you enjoy this book and I hope you laugh! If you finish this joke book, please do not hesitate to check out Book 2!! Thank you! Thanks for the support and I love you all! {[ I do not own the pictures (some) / (some) jokes inside of of this book. Just had to get that out there before Copy Rights come at me xD ]} This is the original book, I just changed my username :

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