Dora

You know it is is Cannon.

•NOT FINISHED • y/n is not like other girls. She has freckles, she likes books, she is shy and she doesnt wear makeup. she has never had a bf, but all of that changes...

you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...

hot smexy also smut and mature scenes ig

Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

Tbh my otp ;)

What happens when Shrek and Dr. Phil meet at a club?

It was after the big show. Phil was walking backstage when he suddenly caught Steve in his sight of vision. Steve looked nervous and flustered, like he had something on his mind (jk his mustache). "What is it Steve?" he asked. "Well Phil...," he continued, "I've been meaning to tell you something for all these years." "Well, out with it," he snapped. "I...," "What?!" Phil got sassy. "I..." "OUT WITH IT!" he got angry. "I love you, Phil! I always have, and I always will!" he shouted. There was a silence that fell in the room. Everyone directed their eyes towards Steve and Phil. "Steve...," he replied awkwardly, "We've had this discussion before. We can't be together, I'm married." Steve looked at him sharply. "So what?!" he yelled violently. "Would about the media?!" Phil yelled back. "Screw the media!" Steve got red, "Our love for each other is too important!" Phil got flustered. He never felt this way before about anyone. Not even his own wife. Him and Steve began to tenderly kiss.