Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

'I know enough of the world, enough of men, To know that what’s beyond’s beyond our ken.' - Faust Goethe. Gee is a short story that I sincerely hope you enjoy. Highly appreciate feedback! :)

These jokes aren't my own. credits go to whoever made them. They know who they are. Vote & comment! (☞≧ヮ≦)☞ haha anyways hope these make you smile at least ('ヮ')~

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

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Umm just funny stories I guess

I have posted the first half of this book. The full version can be purchased in ebook or paperback formats on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Apple iBooks, etc. The adventures continue with double the sneezes, wrinkles, and slobber… I am not an ordinary pug. I have the wrinkles, smashed face, and curly tail of a pug, but the similarities stop there. Instead of sleeping or eating my days away, I prefer to gather acorns for my squirrel friend Squeaks, solve the mystery of the leaf pile, or hide bones throughout the house. Now I have a sister. Her name is Peach, and we tell our first adventures in this book. Meeting a giant mutant rabbit, hatching a plan to catch a pesky squirrel, and surviving a crab attack are some of our new adventures and antics. Kids and adults alike smile and laugh as they read about our adventures, and rumor has it that families are more likely to adopt a pug after reading any of my books. The world will be a better place with more wrinkles and curly tails in it! For more information on Zelda pug and her books, visit http://kristenotte.com/books/the-adventures-of-zelda-series/

I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.