Two hundred years is plenty of time, and yet no time at all.

This takes place before the beginning of Portal 2, the name synonymous with the chapter names of the game. This is a small collection of short stories leading up to the start of the game. There's one test subject left, and he isn't sure if he should wake her. Meanwhile, he attempts to occupy himself by trying to make friends with the few beings in the facility and consuming other forms of media he's not familiar with, all with the purpose of avoiding his anxious thoughts and loneliness.

One shot set after Portal 2. Wheatley worries that he isn't needed but that's never mattered to Chell.

An alternate ending to Portal 2.

I'm just going to apologize in advance for this. It's a self-insert-ish fic where GLaDOS decides to pop in and give me a souvenir. Is it a pair of long fall boots? Is it a portal gun? You'll have to read it to find out! I'm not sure why she did, but I suspect she's tired of listening to his constant yammering and wants to dump him on somebody. Why me? I have no idea. Also is this a crackfic? Because yes, it's completely ridiculous, if that's what constitutes a crackfic. I honestly don't know.