"𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭." - The All-American Rejects #1 'Reginageorge' 26/10/2025 #1 'RodrickandRegina' 29/10/2025 #1 'Regina' 27/10/2025 #3 'Meangirls' 26/10/2025

the 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐞 and the 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤. it was 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 supposed to happen - but 𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 of them can 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲. it started as a 𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐫. it ended as something 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥. 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬, and a whole lot of 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐫.

Regina George - queen bee, narcissistically inclined It Girl - has her plan set for sophomore year. 1. Date the hottest guy in school. 2. Have everyone either adore her or hate her. Either way, she doesn't care - as long as people don't stop talking about her. 3. Win Spring Fling Queen. That one's already in the bag. But when Aaron breaks up with her for Cady, and Cady starts undermining her power at North Shore, the first two parts of her plan begin to slip through her perfectly manicured fingers. It isn't until she's paired with the notorious, idiotic, drummer-boy-wannabe punk Rodrick Heffley that she feels she's truly hit an all-time low. Rodrick Heffley transferred to North Shore High for his sophomore year under strict conditions from his father, Frank Heffley: 1. Bring up his grades to at least a C average. 2. Babysit Greg and Manny whenever needed. 3. Absolutely no parties! 4. And do not cause any trouble If any of these rules are broken, next stop for him is military school. When Rodrick gets paired with Regina George for a class project, he sees it as his golden opportunity to get the girl of his dreams. It might take some convincing on his part... or maybe the feelings are mutual. (This is an AU fanfic - not everything from the original storylines of each character will be canon.

Regina George had her life perfectly organized: popularity, designer clothes, and total control over North Shore High's social ecosystem. Her future was bright, pink, and absolutely fetch. Then she messed up. Big time. Now, she's been exiled to a miserable corner of the suburbs, forced to attend a different school where her only social contact is the Heffley family's older, apathetic son, Rodrick. He's a self-proclaimed "ghetto-goth," a terrible influence, and the drummer for the worst band in the state, Löded Diper. Their worlds are a chemical imbalance: • She runs on status; he runs on sarcasm. • She demands pink shirts; he demands black eyeliner. • She's obsessed with the Burn Book; he's obsessed with his van. When their paths collide They thought they could use each other, the Queen Bee of Mean finds herself falling for the only guy who doesn't care who she is. Can a Plastic really trade her perfect heels for a pair of ripped-up Chucks? And can Rodrick handle a girlfriend who is terrifyingly smarter than him?

"Rodrick, why is your name tatted on my ass?!" "..." "Rodrick!" "...which cheek?"

Regina George has everything, except someone who isn't afraid of her. Enter Rodrick Heffley: loud, messy, and impossible to ignore. Pink and punk were never meant to mix but somehow, they do. #1 'reginaxrodrick' 10/30/2025 #1 'diaryofawimpykid' 11/22/25 #2 'rodrickheffley' 10/28/2025 #1 'reginageorge' 10/31/2025 #4 'meangirls' 11/9/2025

She's the queen of North Shore. He's the drummer who never remembers homework. 2006: pink flip-phones, garage bands, fake halos. When Regina George gets paired with Rodrick Heffley for a biology project, her perfect world collides with chipped-nail chaos - and somewhere between frog dissections and house parties, something starts to burn. A slow-burn enemies-to-lovers story about control, noise, and the people who ruin our symmetry.