''You remind me of the ocean..'' ''Is it because I'm deep and mysterious?'' he asks. ''No, because you're salty and scare the shit out of people'' ©2019-2020

Taekook CRACK! au where Taehyung loses a bet and is dared to go steal Jungkook, his long-time enemy's underwear. But oh boy, was Taehyung in for a surprise. C O M P L E T E D ✔ • Side yoonmin ~ mostly but not all social media (edits) au ~ !!! Lots of but EXTREMELY short parts !!! Ranks: Top #45 in enemies! Top #9 in army! Top #46 in funny! Top #18 in seokjin! Top #45 in jhope! Top #85 in vkook! Top #76 in taehyung Top #119 in jungkook! Top #64 in yoonmin! Top #41 in namjin! Top #70 in taekook! Top #15 in social media! Top #32 in kookv! Top #176 in kpop! Top #54 in suga! Top #92 in jimin! Top #192 in bts! Top #655 in romance! Top #60 in kpop! Highest Rank: Top #18 in seokjin! 》 I originally published this AU on my twitter account, you can find it under @starryjimini ! 《

When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers. ━━━━━━━━ "I didn't know tazing the microwave would start a fire!" Jungkook argued. "Well did you think it was going to fucking surrender and let you handcuff it?" Jin retorted, throwing the fire extinguisher into the flames. "That's not how you use a fire extinguisher, Jin!" Jimin screamed. ― A BTS crackfic © 2019 asakayu trailer by @Kidrauhl8Forever

in which namjoon decides to anonymously message a fangirl. © minoficent 2016 [pretty much a bts crack fic]

❝ live, just another day for me. ❞ in which a suicidal girl falls for a criminal. prepare tissues, get ready to go for a ride. this story will give you chills of a lifetime. 「disclaimer: includes depression and other mental health illnesses 」

the bangtan pirate crew has spent all of their lives sailing the seven seas searching for an illusive holy grail. all it takes is some fate, luck, and a couple of cross dressing thieves for them to discover that the best kinds of treasure don't necessarily come in silver and gold. aka that bts x mamamoo pirate!au no one asked for (ft. some other idols)

Using 'How To Get a Boyfriend 101,' a book which was originally intended for straight girls, Lee Felix makes a final attempt to woo his crush. [ started ] October 22, 2019 [ completed ] June 28, 2020 🔓 100k - October 2021 🔓 150k - April 2022 🔓 200k - October 2022 🔓 300k - July 2025 highest skz rankings: #1 in [ changlix ] - 010921 #5 in [ leefelix ] - 110921 #6 in [ changbin ] - 010522 #5 in [ leeminho ] - 090821 #6 in [ minsung ] - 080521

face claim; @hwa.min on Instagram started;1/8/2019 ended;27/8/2020 SECOND BOOK IS ALREADY UP^^

"Watch where you're putting your hands, Agent Love." ♡|♡|♡ ♡|♡|♡ In which a love genie who sucks at names and a renegade government agent are put together. ©Kiki 2019© ➢AU ➢Romance/Action ➢Fantasy **Started: April 30, 2019** **Ended: August 24, 2019**

"What would happen if I took you to bed with me? Would that mean I broke the virginity of an angel?" ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: In which a girl is sent to be the guardian angel of her own killer. ✎ EDITING ✎ © Kiki 2018© ➢AU ➢Fluff/Drama ➢Humor Highest Rankings: #1 in JUNGKOOK #1 in KPOP #1 in NAMJOON #3 in JIMIN ★Debut Novel★ **Started: October 8, 2018** **Finished: November 21, 2018**