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π’π‘πž 𝐖𝐑𝐨 π–πšπ₯𝐀𝐬 𝐚𝐬 π„π²π°πš | π€π―πšπ­πšπ« by h34rt_archive
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Avatar various x reader; Before Pandora had a name, before the forest learned to breathe through veins of light, you existed. Not as flesh. Not as bone. Not as Na'vi, nor Sky Person. You were between. A presence held within the endless hum of the Tree of Souls-where memories did not sleep, but listened. Where countless essences drifted like embers, waiting, watching, knowing. They called you souls, though none of you were ever born. Some shimmered with curiosity. Some trembled with fear. All of you understood Pandora. You knew the balance Eywa protected. You knew the violence that threatened it. You knew the cost of choosing a body, a will, a fate. And so, when Eywa's voice moved through the great network-vast, patient, eternal- 'Who will walk for me?' ❗️Reader can be oc-ish ❗️Heavily follows Avatar movie series storyline ❗️Begins from Avatar: The Way of Water
πŒπˆπ’π„π‘π˜ 𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍 , 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐋 𝐆. by -areums
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and if it all ended tomorrow, would i be the one on your mind ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ August 26 was supposed to be just a regular day. You would go to school, hang out with Glenn for a bit, and then end the day at the dinner table with your family. But then again, the end of the world isn't the easiest thing to predict. With zombies roaming the earth, and half the world as you knew it gone, finding people you could trust seemed like mission impossible, right? That's what you thought too, until meeting Carl Grimes, the sheriff's son from rural Georgia whose upbringing was almost the complete opposite of yours. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ β€βž· carl grimes x fem! reader seasons 1 - 8 Β« 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 - πŸ”/πŸ”/πŸπŸ’ Β« 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 -
π’π“π”πƒπˆπŽ π’ππ€π‘πŠπ’ | Human!Vox x Fem!Reader by smileyapplepie
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[𝙃π™ͺ𝙒𝙖𝙣!𝙑𝙀𝙭 𝙭 π™π™šπ™’!π™π™šπ™–π™™π™šπ™§] Β· Β· ─ ·✢· ─ Β· Β· You're the newest recruit at Silver Line Network, eager to prove yourself in the bustling world of live broadcasts. But nothing could have prepared you for Vincent Whittman - rising-star, the charismatic, slightly unnerving weatherman whose charm seems to light up the studio... and maybe more than just the weather segment. As you navigate the chaos of deadlines, live cameras, and studio politics, Vincent's subtle teasing and mysterious energy pull you closer than you expected. Between forecasts and coffee breaks, can a rookie and a star presenter survive the spark building between them... without burning the whole studio down? Rated M for lemon Β· Β· ─ ·✢· ─ Β· Β· π‡πˆπ†π‡π„π’π“ π‘π€ππŠπˆππ†π’: #1 in voxxreader (26/11/25) #1 in weatherman (26/11/25) #1 in vincent (28/11/25) #1 in humanvox (4/12/25) #1 in humanau (8/12/25) #1 in hazbinhotelvox (8/12/25) #1 in news (11/12/25) #2 in vox (8/12/25) #2 in news (26/11/25) #2 in coworkers (8/12/25) #2 in hellaverse (11/12/25) #4 in 1950s (26/11/25) #5 in coworkers (26/11/25) Β· Β· ─ ·✢· ─ Β· Β· 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃: 21st November 2025 𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃: