*this is a rewrite of Blades Sink Deeper* - Have you ever loved someone so much that the thought of them with someone else drives you over the edge? - Eric Cartman is a 17 year old teen with no interest in education, but only an interest for a Jew who wants his head on a wall. After the Jew decided to pursue his dreams to enter college and become a lawyer, it would seem he hasn't got any time for himself, but that doesn't apply to his love interests. Kyle is constantly getting himself into deep, complicated, toxic relationships, and Eric has had enough of people hurting his fair Jew. What will he do to solve his urges? - tw: alcohol, smoking, murder, gore, nsfw scenes, swearing

Everyone has a backstory they don't want to share, and these stories always reveal why the present is how it is. Eric Theodore Cartman was a bully. A racist, fat, sexist, manipulative, basterd. No one liked him, yet no one knew why he was like this. Only him. All up until Kyle finds it out. SOUTH PARK BELONGS TO TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE.

Craig Tucker is one of Southpark biggest assholes and one of the most popular students, he could care less about school or the people in it, that is until a certain twitchy blonde boy moves into Southpark. this is my first fan-fic and I'm writing this on day 2 of no sleep so It might suck. love you guys so much ---------------------------- ~Max~ ------------------------------ GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER WRITTEN! I SWEAR MY OTHER BOOKS ARE NOT THIS SHIT!

Kyle broflovski hears the news of Eric Cartman and Heidi Turners new relationship, He's immediately disgusted by it but he doesn't know why until he begins coughing out flowers and petals and after doing some research he finds out that he has the hanahaki disease, a disease born from a one sided love, if the love is not returned soon enough the petals will fill the unrequited's lungs, killing them, he believes the key to curing him is Heidi, he couldn't be further from correct.

When Kyle finds himself poor and in debt with a sick mother, he resorts to a job he dreaded of doing; becoming a butler. He's hopeless, with the fear of his mother dying, his brother not fulfilling his dream, and him becoming homeless. It isn't until a careless, successful rich man becomes his master; and it's a face he's dreaded the past 12 years. Extra Information; Everyone is 22, includes alcohol usage and mature themes.

how does a trained assassin named kyle broflovski end up in bed with a slightly over sassy guy named eric cartman? read and find out. :)) - disclaimers: yes, it is lowercase purposely. boyxboy content, obviously. i do not own south park nor the characters. i come up with the events that take place in this book. not the actual show. swearing is obviously a given so if you're weary of cursing this book isn't for you. :) strong violence, it's not too intense though, just if gun violence and blood triggers you, then once again it isn't the right book.

It's all normal in South Park. But of course we can't have that, so things escalate from 1 to over 9000 when Cartman gets kidnapped. Kyle slowly realizes his, guh, tiny feelings for Cartman, which grow as time without him goes on. Then he goes on a quest to find Cartman and all that. (It might take a while until it's finished because I'm lazy and I like to take long breaks) Cover art by me. (Plz don't take down the cover I was really crazy with the blood okay) (Bad language warning: duh) Characters belong to Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

This is an ongoing fanfic about the growing relationship between Kyle Broflovski and Eric Cartman. (All characters are aged up by 5 years)

Stan is an alcoholic. Kenny is a drug addict. Butters is afraid of his parents. Kyle feels hated by everyone. And Tweek's anxiety drives him to suicide, Craig becoming depressed. But then we have Cartman, who everyone thinks is a complete monster, until Kyle comes along.

Cartman has a deep obsession with Kyle, which is invisible to the naked eye. But if you look hard enough, you'll find that his obsession goes as far as to killing the fair gingers lovers. ------ Aka, Cartman is a yandere :) ------ Warnings: murder, gore, nsfw, psychopaths, swearing, lots of death, bullying, suicide