The Unholy Bible (Jesus x Judas)

As every good atheist I read the bible and I was like, you know what, I want to massacre and brutally mangle this sacred text in the name of its fanfic potential, so of course Jesus has a feet kink (who washes feet for free like c'mon), I know he's canonically asexual but hey I needed some headcanons for the fic, sorr...

Sky Daddy Cult

This is the work in progress of my cult's holy book. I'm just here to spread the word of Sky Daddy.

Jesus x Satan

pls take my phone away

Sky daddy X Reader

Just a fanfic bout sky daddy (god) and Y/N. Y/N=your name L/N=last name and that's about it Also like.... this is a joke. I wrote it for my best friend? Why are you reading it?