"Dying was NOT on today's agenda." "Dying shouldn't be on any days agenda." "Oh, since when are you the one making the plans, huh?" ❖ Surviving the apocalypse is hard and all but have you tried getting along with a scythe swinging, sociopathic maniac? Yeah. THAT'S hard. Too bad that said sociopathic maniac is your only insurance of staying alive in this absolute mayhem. Highest Ranking: #2 post-apocalyptic

"What is the point of your milk sacks, human?" "My what?" "Your milk sacks." "You mean my boobs?" ------- Did you decide that it was great idea to suddenly go out at 3 am to get a donut? Yes. Did you get kidnapped by an alien failing his human-ed class? Yes. Did the two of you potentially start an accidental war between humankind and aliens? yes. *thanks so much to @arcanusmin for the cover! Ily boo~* minha 2021 rankings that made me happy :D 🥉Euphoria Awards|| BTS Maknae Line Awards #1 kpopfanfic (oct 6, 2021) #1 btsjeonjungkook (november 13, 2021) #1 jeongguk (december 5, 2021) #20 kpop (november 10, 2021) #142 jungkook (july 30, 2021) #285 fanfiction (july 16, 2021)

''You remind me of the ocean..'' ''Is it because I'm deep and mysterious?'' he asks. ''No, because you're salty and scare the shit out of people'' ©2019-2020