and if im sued into submission i can still come home to this

you're so pretty when you cry

straight with gay tendencies

in which troye works at jacob's favourite thrift store.

troye mellet is a clumsy, flower crown-wearing, openly gay junior with only two true friends. ao3 larry fic changed to tracob tw; homophobic slurs/bullying

troye mellet is a thief, and a damn good one at that. most have heard of him. most don't understand him. and jacob bixenman is the fbi agent who can never seem to catch him.

"i don't have a daddy kink." !! contains bdsm , dom/sub relationship dynamic !!

"troye sivan, you've been served." the man in a black coat says, handing me a folder. i clench my jaw, taking it. "all i did was spill a coffee on the bloke, it's not like i fucked his mother in hindsight."

"mum!" "i want this!" "no! i want this!" i fuss, throwing a fit in the middle of the mall. foot stomping, shoulder shaking, flushed cheeks, i went all out. "quit it tok! or i'm gonna call krampus on you!" dad scolds. never did i think he actually would.

just take my hand and hold your pretty head high. we can do this, you and me.