Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Mondays, to Eleanor, are mute days. And mute days are special days to her. Mute days are the days when she can silently spend countless hours with him. And she really, really, really likes that. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Cover by me :D

A series of one-shots to make you feel as if you're a part of the big six! How cool is that? (I do not own any of the characters, and requests would be GREATLY appreciated!) °-°

You are Hiro's childhood friend. When you moved away from San Fransokyoyou were only five, leaving behind your best friend, Hiro. But eventually, you are invited to try out for Hiro's brother's robotics university, having graduated High school at 13, being a genius in science. You and your father are invited move back, and stay will Hiro and his aunt. What will happen when you two reunite? And When you meet his friends?

Suzy will be living in a huge house with some of the popular boys from their School and she was glad because she will be living with her crush, Chanyeol. But unfortunately, Kris, the cold guy from the group, is always rude to her and makes her pissed off all the time. While Luhan, the cute but flirty guy, is so childish and wants to play around with her. And meanwhile, Chen is like a father in the house and wants peace in his life. But wait, there's more.. The other popular boys are nice and wants to be friends with her. But she finds it troublesome because she is now getting death glares from their fangirls in School. How will she deal with them? Is it luck or is it not?

(and yet, I still love it). ©genie_us :: Unedited, unfiltered, and damn filthy.

A short story of an abandoned bathroom stall door giving desperate, heartbroken girls relationship advice, hot guys incorrectly trying to woo hearts, a stupid dare in action, and irrationality ruling the minds of every character.