This is a joke.

[Cover art does not belong to me. Characters also do not belong to me and the story is not related to anything in the original show] Starscream feels as if he is unworthy of being the Second in Command of the Decepticons after seeing how his failures have affected him. Megatron's abuse did not help with his situation, it only made him feel worse about himself, but he still chooses to stay with the Decepticons for he feels as if they are the only chance for his survival. He doesn't bother asking for help, he only knows that his feelings would be ignored. Megatron eventually catches up with his strange change in behavior and decides to investigate what exactly is going on with Starscream. How will he react when he finds out?

"He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become one." Megatron fought against the Council's tyranny, only to unleash his own once he didn't get his way. Then, suddenly, there was you. You find Megatron on the ground, helpless and alone. Your creator fell at the servos of Decepticons. You followed in the pedesteps of her and your sire, Ratchet, to make sure it didn't happen to others. Megatron started the Decepticons, so why-oh-why did you decide to help him? And why didn't you regret it?

❗✴ I WILL ADMIT, my writing in this was good, along with the original plot idea. BUT I completely regret not planning this story out properly before starting it. I may rewrite it, I may not. I had an idea to a certain point, but after that I was spit balling with every chapter. If I tried to continue it at this point then the story would go off the rails and stop making much sense. I deeply apologize, but if you wish to read DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK for this won't be updated again. If I start over to try again, I will post a new book for it and tell you all in an update on this one. I appreciate the support but I don't think I can pick up the pieces of this I threw together. Im sorry. ✴❗ On her way home from work, Brynn stumbles into the hands of the Decepticons after seeing Knockout in action. How will she adjust to being taken away from her home as the new test subject and pet of the Decepticon army? [Knockout sighed and walked over, taking me from his hands and moving me to his own shoulder. "She's for observation purposes but she's mainly just a pet..." I don't really mind being called a pet, so long as they aren't allowed to squish me.] *I do not own Transformers Prime or any of its characters, but I do own he main character Brynn* Highest Rankings: 🏆#1 in Decepticon 🏆#2 in Knockout 🏆#3 in Starscream 🏆#4 in Pet 🏆#5 in Humanpet 🏆#8 in Soundwave 🏆#8 in Megatron 🏆#17 in Transformersprime 🏆#20 in Transformers

Disclaimer: I don't own any characters or such, I just write fanfiction. Updates for lemons might be slow as they take longer to write, but i'll also be doing shorts and one shots. ⚠️ Will contain smut, mechxfemme, mechxmech and femmexfemme ⚠️

When Arnie Shwartzie sees a pretty girl on the street, he immediately falls in love. Although she's poor, he knows that he needs to marry her. Tailor Quick has some reservations. She's grateful for the mansion and the $$$, but she doesn't want to marry him. "You're not my type," she says woefully. "Hear me out," he says desperately. "If I can't make you fall in love with me in thirty days, then you can leave. And I'll give you a quarter-No, half of my entire fortune." Will she end up with love, or billions of dollars? Or maybe...... both? *Unlike my other story, this one is a cOMPLETE JOKE. Don't (this one) take too seriously, okay byeeee!!!