In an attempt to create chaos at Hogwarts and keep Dumbledore from forming an army; the ministry decides that the sorting-hats methods are not up to snuff. Students are angry, the Weasley twins are ecstatic, and the one and only Harry Potter is dismayed. But what does Harry Potter have to worry about, he's as Gryffindor as they come...or perhaps not. Will the ministry's attempt at wreaking havoc on the school succeed or will the resorting bring forth a new sense of house unity? | Fifth Year | Drarry |

Junior Auror Potter runs errands, takes witness interviews, does paperwork, and gets the coffee. Rarely, very rarely, he's sent out on the most routine calls, such as when Draco Malfoy misses a meeting with his parole officer. (Inspired by the song Nobody by Mitski)

Sequel to Bullies Unravel Told in Draco's P.O.V Trigger warnings- Voices, Mentions of Self harm and depression... Sexual Content, I won't write warnings Character rights to the lovely J.K Rowling.

NON MAGIC AU "Mama says life's like a box of chocolates, you'll never know what you're gonna get." Forrest Gump What will this be about? Hmm read and you'll find out Character rights to the lovely J.K Rowling, thank you for being wonderful

Professor Malfoy's world is contained, controlled, and as solitary as he can make it, but when an act of petty revenge goes horribly awry, he and his trusty six-legged friend are thrown into Hogwarts life at the deep end and must learn to live, love and let go. Credit: Saras_Girl

The one where Harry Potter goes to Diagon Alley to help Pansy Parkinson and just happens to see Malfoy through a shop window. Or where Draco Malfoy has fucking freckles and now Harry doesn't know what the fuck to do with his emotions - or his dick. - copyright © 2020 wiinegums cover by @NeverYawn #408 paranormal

🌈 This is very gay 🌈 Finished

Original story by Pheonixstrike on Archive of Our Own. I don't take credit for this absolutely wonderful story. <<<<•>>>> Cover photo by upthehillart on tumblr. Be sure to check her out, she's pretty awesome. <<<<•>>>> HP/DM slash. Harry just wanted one normal year at Hogwarts. He should have known that 'normal' is for other people, not him. And this time it's not even his fault. What's an eighteen-year-old boy, who also happens to be a virgin, to do when he suddenly discovers he's pregnant?

Harry hates Draco for ruining his life like that. Draco has a mad crush on Harry, and Harry decides to prank him bad, to make him regret all he did to him, his life, his friends. Draco really falls for Harry and eventually finds out it was all just a big fat fake! Drarry, HPDM, Draco bottom, Suicide, Heartbreak, slash, must read, sad ending.

A Drarry slow-burn. Date of starting:31 May 2020. Editing: 06 August 2025.