For those who don't have Ao3 but wanna read it. Here you are. Summary: It was so fucking stupid and if you'd have told Karl 2 months ago that right now, he would be sat on his bedroom floor with a full and sealed can of monster genuinely debating fucking himself with it, he would have slapped you across the face and called you a fucking moron. But he was OR Karl gets fucked with a can of monster.

red x cyan oneshot. i wrote this in an among us fanfic comp w my friends, thought i'd post this bc why not lols <3

(Y/N) recently moves too (Island Name) Island. Where she meets unwanted Easter Bunny Zipper. Will she push him aside like everyone else? Only time will tell.