For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

This is a one shot about Woody and the reader which is you. You are put in the position of Andys friend, and seem to get a little handsy with the doll. Disclaimer that there may be some profanity since this is a story about sex, kinks and fetishes. Other then that. I hope you enjoy reading :)

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

Biden x Trump ship 😉😉😈 Smut very much smut If you couldn't notice, this is a joke 😓🤔

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

We all love the great books on Wattpad and the writings of our favorite authors. The sexy werewolf, the seductive vampire, the romantic badboy boyfriend. *sigh* But after awhile the books get boring. Why? Because they're all the same. Good girl makes Badboy fall in love with her. Rejected Werewolves end up with their mate who they swore they'd hate forever. Boy and girl who hate each other fall in love. Different characters Different authors Different books SAME STORIES SAME PLOT SAME ENDING Read this book to learn how to properly write one of these incredibly cliché stories that we love. *If anything is his book seems similar to anything you have written, try not to be offended. I am not calling anyone out and if you don't like it, then don't read it. EDIT I wrote this in 2017 and it's terrible. I am not the same person I was when I wrote this despite it being only three years ago. Read if you'd like but know that I am ashamed lol I am so not updating this or adding parts ever again

Join the crack head world for free with me. I published this book cuz i'm bored.

what will happen when jyp catches feelings for his oppar? also yall better not plagiarize this it's mine 👺

These Memes will outlive the zombie apocalypse

Better out then in I always say