a collection of crack, hermitcraft fics and actually normal hermitcraft fics we write in discord which actually turn out well for some reason? credits in each chapter, put together by owners of this account, enjoy our crack shit ig,?? cover by: some post on reddit

Welcome to me spilling out my brain onto a computer. I have no idea what this is. I plan to do some oneshots and stuff. I don't have too much of a plan for this, I might forget about it in like a day. We'll see. Note: If you're like me and cannot stand poorly written content, I suggest skipping to "Emotions (Grumbo)", as everything before that is pretty awful.

Hermitcraft-based oneshots for ships and romantic angst/fluff. Requests are being taken!

These will probably be short as heck but yeah. If you have any ideas/requests, please put them on the request chapter! Any ships will be okay but my favorites are: Scarian (Scar X Grian) Platonic Grumbo (Mumbo and Grian) Platonic Kersuma (Keralis and Xisuma) Hex (Hels X EX) GEX (Grian X EX) GEXHels (Grian X Hels X EX) Ethdubs (Etho X Bdubs) Kerdubs (Keralis X Bdubs) Ren X Martyn But again, you can request any ship/platonic friendship, I'm just more likely to post these! Also, this will also have 3rd life/Last life oneshots, but I haven't actually watched 3rd life yet so it might be a bit off... Also- No smut, or limes, or lemons, or anything like that! Enjoy! Oh yeah and I don't own any of the hermits or 3rd life/Last lifers, they are real people in the real world and I'm only shipping the personas not the real people. That being said, if any of them have a problem with this book, I will take it down! I also do not own the picture used for the cover, just the edit! ✨#1 in gex on 13/1/2022 ✨#1 in lastlife on 9/1/2022 ✨#1 in hermitcraftoneshots on 6/3/2022 ✨ #1 in mushroomfaerie on 21/4/2022 (Unsurprisingly-) ✨#1 in hex on 18/1/2023 ✨#1 in hermitcraftsmp on 14/3/2023 #2 in hermitcraftsmp on 18/1/2023 #69 in scar on 3/3/2022 ;) DD/MM/YYYY ❗❗I am slowly republishing my stories which I has to unpublish due an issue (Which is still happening). Said issue is someone posting death threats and wishes all over my stories. If you see any of these comments, just report them and move on, thanks <3❗❗

⚠️The early oneshots are kinda shit⚠️ A collection of random oneshots! This is mostly going to be Bdoc, and you're all just going to have to deal with that! But in all seriousness, I'll try and branch out my writing abilities and write other ships, all I ask is that you all be patient with me! (But no promises because seriously, this is mainly Bdoc)

(reupload from my ao3) Mumbo invited Grian to his little survival world! however, Grian has a little bit of a crush on Mumbo-and thinks he's hot. just little scenarios between the two characters + doodles related to the chapter. I just wanted to try writing and practice drawing, scenes just come to me. please help with book name cover isnt final but look at them go suggestions welcomed in any comment section

A lot of sexual themes, do be warned. Characters from HermitCraft.

Yes, This would be a Hermitcraft group chat, currently at the moment, it would be with Hermits I am at least familiar with to a extent. I'll add more to the chat as I go just cause yes.

it is going to be Mostly Grian one-shot's but there will be some other one shot's like Ren or Xisuma but they will mostly be angst barely any fluff so yea if you don't like any of those then don't read!

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together to take care of the younger hermits till they can find a way of turning them back to adults again. Majority of this book is made out of fluff. There might be some mentions of angst, but overall nothing too serious. [Greetings. 2021 me here. Uhh- 2020 me is a liar. The angst has gone a bit... much.] [Also there are no ships in this book]