Loki and Thor find themselves on Midgard, magically tied to a woman who claims it couldn't be her doing., that she's no magician. Loki senses otherwise and chafes at Thor's insistence that she seems sincere Alas, sometimes things are almost what they seem. The annoying little not-witch whose powers are only now emerging is haunted by darker and more dangerous magic than what binds the three of them together and lacking any memory of how or why Loki's vow to kill their captor as soon as he figures out how to get around the spell becomes a vow to avenge an old mentor and protect all of them from the threat of darker magic than he's ever encountered. Occasional swearing, strong sexual content and violence in later chapters The plot and original characters are mine, everything from the MCU belongs to Marvel and Marvel Studios.