//Discontinued// "Don't go to the Malik Mansion" They said. "The Malik Mansion is haunted. Paranormal activity fills the house." They said. "Don't go in there." They said. "All of you people are complete loons!! There's no such thing as 'Paranormal Activity'. We'll prove it." 4 stubborn dumbasses said. Need a book to satisfy your horror cliché needs? Need a laugh at a poorly written book by preteen me? Then this is the book for you!

Whilst Biology was never considered to be Zayn's favourite subject, he's sure he's going to have to reconsider, what with the almighty Mr. Payne teaching the class. How had he never noticed the impossibly sexy man before? [Warnings: smut, boyxboy action, major feels and a tendency for over-arousal, spanking, and probably some bondage. And a threesome.]

Young Liam Payne was left as an orphan at a young age and was forced into an orphanage, little did he know was that the Styles family was going to choose to adopt him and well, his step-brother, Harry Styles, has a very handsome best friend with the name of Zayn Malik. Liam Payne has always had a crush on him since he first laid eyes on him, but when Liam was fifteen, Zayn moved away. What happens when Zayn randomly come back to visit Harry? Will Liam still have feelings for him?

"Zayn, have you ever thought of running for Student Body President?" "No, sir," "I think you should try," "Anything for you, Mr. Payne," Zayn Malik is your average teenager. He runs the school newspaper, likes video games, and has a secret crush on his English teacher, Mr. Payne. For him, everything he wants is just out of grasp, that is, until he runs for Student Body President. And suddenly, things just start to work out for him, including a relationship that is so wrong and so right at the same time. Or, the one where Zayn is in doing something illegal, Mr. Payne supports it, and Louis is the best and worst person ever.

(2nd Place in 1D Bromance Award Summer 2013) Join Liam and Zayn as they embark on a journey of becoming a parent; Power Rangers, dress-up, teddy bears, cries, and lots of heart swelling and warming situation. Little did they know how much the three little addition in thier family will be more than a roller coaster ride.......