I'm bored and feel like writing a crack fic. So here's a Harry Potter crack fic. This is inspired by @Im_a_Rociesaurus who wrote an amazing Harry Potter Crack fic called Harry Potter Crack fic. (and yes this feature the Baykeey, Vegard, and Seamus) -------------- This takes place at the battle of Hogwarts where some weird shit goes down UwU

In the History of Magic lesson, Professor Binns finds an old diary, belonging to the fifth founder of Hogwarts. He tells Professor Dumbledore, and the whole school learns the story of the founders. Salazar Slytherin, Rowena Ravenclaw, Helga Hufflepuff, Godric Gryffindor, and the founder no one knows about, Margarette Malachite. c. 2015-16 [I'm aware the writing is subpar, thank you]

this is a SMUTTY BOOK please send requests on who you want me to write next<3 Draco Malfoy (done) Harry Potter (done) Ron Weasley (done) Fred Weasley (done) George Weasley (done) Cedric Diggory (doing atm) Oliver Wood Tom Riddle Blaise Zabini

What happens when Severus meets a boy in his Fifth Year? Before he is supposed to become a marked death eater. Before he loses Lily. What does this strange boy do that changes the fate of Severus Snape? Short Chapters Marauders Era AU Mature for strong language and descriptions of graphic violence and mentions of abuse and neglect, please be warned. I do not own Harry Potter, I only own my Original Character.

Frannie Black is the daughter of the infamous Sirius Black, who passed away two years ago in the Department of Mysteries. Now, she has been on the run and is fighting in the Battle of Hogwarts when she enters a strange cabinet and finds herself back in 1977. The graduating year of her father. Will she be able to reconcile the memories of her future with the people of the past? Only time will tell. And a certain bespectacled boy isn't making her plans any easier.

{𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝟭} Lexi Hooper has been a Harry Potter fan since the very start. One day, Lexi and her friend decide to go to King's Cross station for a memorable cosplay. But what started as a joke, turns out to be both Lexi's dream and her nightmare. Just for a laugh, Lexi starts to run towards the wall between platform 9 and 10, careful not to hit it too hard. But the shocking part is that the wall disappears and she passes the barrier, suddenly finding herself in platform 9 3/4. At first she thinks that she's just dreaming and goes with the flow. But when she figures out that everything is as real as it can get, Lexi realizes that she has the power to change everything and save everyone; because she knows exactly what is going to happen next and how to stop it, even though she is just a Muggle.

"potter! i heard you got a secret admirer!" the voice laughs. ALSO ON AO3 WITH CORRECT GRAMMAR AND MISTAKES: "Secret Admirer" by "blissfcll"

Two burning hearts that dared to break Remeber, nobody said that it would last forever. Harry Potter, the boy who lived, had always felt as if everyone he loves, he loses. This still applied when he fell head over heals for her. They were what you'd call a perfect tragedy, one of the few fairy tales without a happy ending. Go through the stages of like, love, lust, and loss with Harry and y/n as they venture through their years at Hogwarts. TW : Mentions of violence and abuse Starting in year 3 - Prisoner of Azkaban Started November 2, 2020 - Completed February 2, 2021

"𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥, 𝐢'𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨." in which harry potter writes edith harrington love letters he never intends to send. [ post second wizarding-war ] [ harry potter x fem! oc ]