BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah "In my humble opinion there's only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic." And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt's controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other-their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione's attention and pines for a real marriage with her-even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco's blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson's career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione's Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco's right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.) NOTE: this is not my work i just know people like reading it here better than ao3

The war hero, Hermione Granger, breaks up with her long term boyfriend, Ron Weasley after learning that he cheated on her after a long night of drinking. Hermione grew tired of Ron's ways and said goodbye to the past. She moves into an apartment across from Draco Malfoy, the two of them put the past behind them and grow close. But does the rise of a new threat tear them part? Do the former archenemies fall for each other? Does Draco fall for the girl across the corridor? Completed! Started: June 2016 Finished: May 2017 {Highest ranking #26 in fan-fiction} Featured on @WattpadPotterverse Disclaimer: I don't own the characters

All Hermione wanted to do was to return to Hogwarts and finish her education with a bang as Head Girl. After that, she had her whole life sorted out. She would work things out with Ron, work at the ministry, and become Minister for Magic one day. The universe, as usual, had other plans. Draco certainly wasn't expecting McGonagall to pick him as Head Boy but Harry Potter declined and as per usual, he was the second choice. Unsure what the people back in school had in store for then after all the Death Eater business they were involved in, he returns to Hogwarts with his friends to finish their education anyway. Neither one saw the partnership coming, nor the friendship forged between their two sides. They really didn't plan for any of it to happen - the law, the friendship or the love that changed both of them. Here's another round of betrayal, forced laws and love found in the most unexpected places. v 2.0

The world is a web of decisions. What we decide today changes our tomorrow. Each one of us is interconnected in this web. After the decisions of the war, the Ministry of Magic is tasked with the huge job of ensuring that nothing of the same sort will happen again. Unfortunately, the harsh punishments and fueled anger make war in the near future very likely. With no idea what to do, the Minister of Magic turns to the only one who can help him ensure peace. Only to find out that the two people whom the entire muggle and magical universe are dependent on are sworn enemies. Hermione and Draco. However, it was not always like that. The enemy's souls are intertwined as such, that as soulmates they can restore the balance of their crumbling world. Because a lifetime ago, they were fated. Cover illustration by dar.a_art

*Completed* Haunted by the war, Hermione attends a Healer school in America to escape it all. Instead, she runs into Draco Malfoy. She is busy battling her ghosts and struggling to gain back a normal life, but he seems to be fighting his own demons. Unfortunately, they both have too much history to see the other's scars, let alone realize they might be what the other needs to truly heal. What must they go through before either one admits it? A Wattpad Featured Story

CURRENTLY EDITING CHAPTER LAYOUT A story of heartache, devotion and lost memories. "Not tonight, maybe tomorrow though." ___ "Who are you?" Draco asked cautiously as he watched the woman rinse her soapy hands under the lukewarm water. The woman didn't even spare him a glance over her shoulder when she scoffed slightly. Draco didn't know what to think, but he demanded to know what was going on. "You don't remember me?" The woman finally spoke, her hands reaching for the faucet as she dried them with a towel. She turned to look at the blonde boy, a curious glint in her soft, brown eyes. "Good. That makes my job so much easier." ___ Draco Malfoy, believed to be murdered during the war, finds himself awakening from a coma seven years later during which all his memories had vanished. Healer Hermione Granger, heartbroken from the betrayal weighted upon her forces herself to cast her own emotions aside, and former resentment for the blonde wizard, to help him search for his lost memories and return to full recovery. TRIGGER WARNINGS IN AUTHOR'S NOTE Healer Silverspoon, Healer Avery Scamander, Healer Pedro Whitmore, Healer Aaron Abbott, and the plot is very much my own, while the other characters belong to J.K Rowling Post War. Started: August 27th 2021 Completed: September 4th 2022 Rankings: #1 in dramione - 9/9/2022 #1 in draco - 2/3/2022 #1 in hermione - 27/1/2022 #1 in dracoxhermione - 27/1/2022 #1 in hermionegranger - 9/2/2022 #2 in dracomalfoy - 9/2/2022 #8 in lost memories - 11/9/2022 #118 in amnesia - 15/9/2021 #33 in healer - 11/9/2022 #75 in postwar - 9/2/2022

Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door. (The original story by Alydia Rackham, first published in 2010)

She wanders across him one night, not realizing that their chance encounter in a Hogwarts corridor will save both of their lives. A post-war Dramione fic about healing, friendship, second chances, and love. [Now complete!] [cover is the wonderful upthehillart who you should DEFINITELY follow on tumblr/insta because her HP art is everything]

THIS IS NOT MINE originally from fanfiction.net so I've republished this because Dramionehub deleted this here awhile ago. and please enjoy the story as I did. Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.

Draco Malfoy's history of poor decision-making continues after the war, when he returns to Hogwarts under strict probation. Bored and restless, he decides to cast the infamous Vanishing Cabinet spell to link his bed with the bed of a willing witch. But something goes horribly wrong, and instead of the buzzy flirt Draco's been secretly meeting, his bed keeps delivering an extremely unamused Hermione Granger. So begins Draco's travesty of an "Eighth Year," where nothing goes to plan and good deeds NEVER pay. His mother owls him daily prophecies of doom, a rabid she-weasel stalks him through the castle, and his mad roommate from Durmstrang plots to avenge the Dark Lord. Each day Draco struggles with his worst nature and often loses. Every night brings Granger back again, wreaking havoc with his body and mind. Draco is convinced he's headed straight back to Azkaban and he's almost looking forward to the trip. COMPLETE! (Illustration by K Writes Dramione)