Random Smut Oneshots 😩😩😩

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

SpongeBob vs. Miley Cyrus

SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

Donald Trump x Joe Biden - This time I'm the bottom

Since my last book did well here's another fanfic If you are my mother please get my therapy this is the 1000 time I asked like seriously dude, I am screwed in the head Edit: Wow! This book is blowing up way more than I expected😂 thank you to all readers, voters, and commenters for staying by! Remember to get out an...

trump x biden smut

maid catboy trump x eboy biden

It Started With A Piece Of Chicken

Colonel Sanders and Mr. Clean have fallen in love, it was always apparent things were perfect. That was until Ronald McDonald wanted to ruin their relationship...

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

my love for shrek❤️

this is the best creation I have ever made read this to change your life some of yall wildin in the comments 😩

lil huddy x Harry styles

lil huddy the famous tik toker and Harry styles the famous 1d member

Boris Johnson x Reader

One day ur shopping at TESCO and then u run into the one and only Boris Johnson.

Boots X Peppa Pig

PeRfecTion ye

Sangwoo x Obama "Olive oil is dripping out of my asshole "(Whole foods edition)

Yoonbum suddenly kills himself and now sangwoo is forced to find someone else to find love, could the one for him be... Obama kun?

peppa vs inosuke [battle of the pigs]

top 10 epic anime fights

Trump x Bakugo ~ Is this a Dream?

This a joke to torture my friend gabi, I don't support the president in anyway, shape, or form. But anyways, enough with this, here is the actual description. ----------------------- Bakugo was the meanest boy in U.A highschool. Maybe even the meanest boy in Japan. His heart was empty, love never crossed his mind. Bu...

Yuri x hisoka x Biden x charli damelio x Levi x Tamaki x Ryuk x yoonbum x reader

Just a normal day at school hanging with your bestie😝, Charli. Mr. Levi is teaching math; the last period of school. He asks you to stay longer because your grades are going down...😏 wtf are you thinking bitch you horny dumbass wifi charger looking as bitch muthafucka. Your grades are going down so you guys have to...

tonpa x reader 😏

idek just read it 🧐 theres also some hisoka and illumi and maybe obama or yoonbum idfk

Adopted by; Ed Sheeran

19 years old and being adopted by Ed Sheeran? And being Harry Styles girlfriend.. but maybe a future mother & wife? who knows?

mentally ill lovers‼️- a sangwoo x hisoka romance novel💕(non-fiction)💕💕

read this if ur sexc‼️💔 sangwoo(killing stalking) hisoka(hunterxhunter) non-fiction cause the love is real💕🤑

💘Sangwoo x Obama🌹

⚠️ WARNING AESTHETIC ⚠️ 🍑Sangwoo is a young man trying to pursue his dream of becoming a builder; while living with his boyfriend, who suffers from a crippling ash addiction (not a metaphor,, like literal ash). 👑Obama is a rich dilf looking for a sugar baby to spoil. 🍃What will happen when these two yearning men c...

Kuroo x femdom reader fan fic

a little smut for my dom babies 🙈💞 & yes you get to peg Kuroo 😼

SpongeBob X Reader

An adorable and touching short created by spongebobbiggestfan staring the one and only SpongeBob Squarepants. In this Fanfiction you will actually experience how a relationship with a certain yellow porous sea sponge would be like. ~ Spongebobbiggestfan (Update 3 years later: I cringed so hard at that description! Wel...

oikawa x phineas

phineas chan i- i love you😢 **depression warning** **emoshunal** 🥀💔

SpongeBob smut

CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW MR. KRABS!

SpongeBob+Sandy

The love story between a soft sponge who reads between the lines to find the love of his life...

Childish Love | HUMAN! SPONGEBOB X READER |

"Y/N!" Someone yells from behind me, the snow on the ground crunching from their footsteps. "Hm?" I turn around with a smile, my eyes quickly noticing a boy with yellow hair, freckles, a tooth gap, blue eyes, wearing a white shirt and red tye 'n brown shorts.. my friend Trace. - Rated 13+ because of some foul langu...

what are we?//a dora and diego story

dora and diego's twisted love. #dora #doraanddiego #diego #romance #comedy #love #funny

You Were My Last Text (Jacob Sartorious x Donald Trump)

-cover by me- Jacob Sartorius is a musical.ly star and a singer. Donald Trump is the president of the United States and has a burning passion of building walls. Are they made for each other? (the answer is yes) fifth harmony and camila are also main characters in this story.

Lovely Peaches x Reader (SMUT)

Lovely Peaches takes some interest in you! And decides to hook up! 🤤 You can't wait to eat that smelly coochie full of cockroaches!

imagine your otp?

Please dont read this

Gay Teletubbies

Po has a crush on Laa-Laa. Will they confess they feeling? Will Laa-Laa accept or reject the feelings? What will happen in the future?

Lovely peaches x reader

You are peaches last client for the night, and this encounter had cost you a big mac and a shake. It was a bit out of your budget, but desperate times call for desperate measures.