When George is stressed, he has nightmares, and when George has nightmares, he sleepwalks. In a subconscious search for relief, George sleepwalks to the safest place he can find- Dream's room. Dream finds out more than he bargained for when trying to decode George's nonsensical sleep-talking, but he struggles to make conscious-George as comforted by his presence as unconscious-George.

Todos os dias eu me pergunto: "por que eu nasci?" e no final, sempre chego a mesma resposta: porque meus pais fizeram sexo. Mas por que caralhos eu fui me apaixonar por Chuuya Nakahara? Ele é só um babaca do segundo ano que tem um ego muito inflado, - o que de fato, não combina com a sua altura - um cara esquisito. Muito atraente. Porém, esquisito. O que se faz quando está apaixonado? Por que diabos ele? Sabe, eu estou pensando seriamente em me candidatar para trabalhar em algum circo, porque o papel de palhaço que eu faço nessa vida é foda. Sinto muito aos que se identificarem comigo, caso ocorra, recomendo terapia imediata. Um grande abraço... - Osamu Dazai.

"Where am I?" "Sir, boss is calling for you." "Mori-san?" "No sir....Dazai Osamu." "What....?"

"I uh," Tommy starts, not knowing how to break this to the hero lightly. He hates to be the bearer of bad news. "I think your powers are broken? It's not a bad thing of course, but like, I swear you tried to mind control me and it like, totally failed. Which is fine, honestly, don't feel insecure. Everyone's power stop working sometimes... I think." Sheesh, this is very awkward. Why is no one else talking? Why is Philza looking at him like he grew three heads? Why is the Blade staring at him so intensely? Why is Willow still frozen? "Did I, did I hit a nerve? Yikes," Tommy hisses, "Well um," He steps back, bracing his legs and bending his knees, "This was like super fun, but I'm - I'mma head out." or, in which Tommy manages to annoy the hell out of Phil, Techno and Wilbur by being both impossible to catch and irritatingly endearing. or or, a crack fic where Tommy is a vigilante and Phil, Techno and Wilbur are the heroes hunting him down.

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED HOW YOU KILL SOMEONE WITH A BANANA? WELL IN THIS STORY BY FAITHEFAYFAEONDRCAEK, YOU CAN LEARN!!!!! With extras including fun facts, this story will make you laugh. the squeamish probably shouldnt read :)

Tubbo falls in love with Tommy and Tommy puts up with him

"You used Corruption, believing in me? How beautiful." "Yeah, I did. I believed in your disgusting vitality and craftiness." "That was a somewhat violent way of waking Snow White." "You're the one who hid an antidote in your mouth, knowing I'd punch you." • A collection of (almost) all of the Soukoku (Dazai × Chuuya) oneshots I have written. The length of these oneshots will not be consistent. I don't beta read most of these so please forgive any errors I make. Occasionally, a oneshot may contain NSFW content. However, for the most part, these are SFW (especially the first 100 oneshots), although there may be some suggestive/R-15 content that possibly toes the line. There will of course be swears, too. These are of course not spoiler-free, either, so be warned. There also may be self harm/suicide attempts/death; Dazai is his own warning. I also believe in the unpopular headcanon that is top!Chuuya, so Chuuya will more often be the initiator/dom in the oneshots than Dazai. I will gladly take fic requests or prompts as well. Feel free to give me any kind that you desire (although I may reject it IF I'm not comfortable writing it). Highest rankings: #1 in dachuu #1 in doubleblack #1 in nakaharachuuya #2 in osamudazai #3 in soukoku I hope you all enjoy my oneshots. Cover artwork by me.

Everything was going wonderful for Sapnap and Karl, when the age of sixteen came, they could start hearing the songs their soulmates were playing . With this information they found each other easily. But what happens when one day they both start to hear music that neither of them are playing? ~ Karlnapity~ Soulmate au Based off that Tiktok trend.

Dazai finally gets to talk to his old enemy, and treats him the same way as always, with his annoying remarks and jokes. However, with time Chuuya changes, but Dazai doesn't understand what happened to his old partner. [ read this if you want to laugh a bit or just some cuteness and simple, easy to read plot] Also, I'm not taking this story seriously, I'm writing this for fun, it might not have amazing plot, but we'll see! highest ranking: #1 in #soukoku cover credits: @1110yu_ku_si (on twitter) Anime- Bungo stray dogs