I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers. a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of course not. b) I also may or may not be investigating and communicating with a homeless guy who is (possibly): one, not actually homeless and two, part of a cult of (probably) bloodthirsty satanic worshippers. *** Copyright © 2015 by unfurled All rights reserved #34 Humour Featured as of 28/04/16

♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this story.◀

Angelina Meyers thought her summer before university would be amazing, spending her summer in her own apartment, with total freedom. But things take a turn, and due to a huge mistake, Angelina ends up having a roommate! She is even more surprised to discover her new roommate, Dan Robins, is gay! Angelina thought she'd have her freedom, but Dan turns out to be every girl's worst nightmare. What happens when Angelina sees the other side of Dan? What happens when she slowly starts falling in love, despite Dan being homosexual?