Not many know of the tales of Squidward and what really happens when he plays clarinet.

Ever since middle school Troy and Clare had been in love. They had began dating in high school and they couldn't imagine being separated. They would do anything to be together. Every day, they texted and called. Until one day, it was time for them to say goodbye.They both decided to take on their musical careers. Troy played a trumpet and Clare played a clarinet. Would they ever reunit again and get married or would be separated forever?

"Mom?" "..." "Can you buy me a box of pads? My period came." "Uh I think you should check who you're calling because one: I'm a male, two: I'm not your mom, and three: I have some spare pads." "Why on earth do you have pads?"