Jisung has finally managed to get his dream job, being a detective. He's good, too good, so they put him on the only unsolved case of the precinct... And that is to capture the blood diamond, the most renown criminal in the city. Also known as Lee Minho. What starts off as hate and malice slowly turns into something lustful and passionate. The ice to his fire, the warmth to his frost. Yet rules that are forbidden... are always more fun to break. <3 !!Best rankings!! #1 in Leeminho #1 in straykids #1 in bangchan #1 in cop #1 in kpop #1 in hanjisung #1 in kpopfanfic #2 in minsung #2 in skz #7 in minsung

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

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'stunning, remarkable, entertaining.' - joris bohnson 'a real page-turner. you will never get bored of this exciting story.' - lana del armadillo ⚠️⚠️⚠️TW: words, sentences, the english language, heterophobia, cisphobia, racist language towards white people, the number 3⚠️⚠️⚠️