VERSION 1 "Have I ever told you how cute you are?" "I think that's enough alcohol for one night, your jokes aren't funny anymore." "It wasn't a joke though" 'Real sweet but I wish you were sober.' Alexander Halifax, an orphan from the age of 6, after the tragic car crash that instantly killed both his parents, now living alone in a small, crappy apartment with his fat cat, Chubs. In the past he got his young heart ripped to pieces after one -and what he wished was his last- relationship. So, he shut out anything related to that sickening feeling, until he laid his eyes upon the man, deemed the prince of his high school and a walking sun, Aether Andilet. Torn between love and hate, with the work of betrayal, alcohol, and Aether's pretty face, He finds himself spiraling down a whirlpool of love, confusion, and the past. warnings - sexual references, strong language. this is getting re - written! plot still structured around the title, but with more planned plot. V1 will not get edited no matter how many spelling errors/ plot holes as i cannot bring myself to.

After about a year of them living together, what are two friends, who both like each other, to do? Smut and nsfw eventually. This story has everything from fluff to lemons though. Something for everyone :) Based on the TellTale Batman games. I don't own this game so don't come after me with that copyright bull****.

The Joker is Batman's greatest enemy, but he can't help but (subconsciously) wish for it to be a little something more. To get his mind off Batman, Haley suggests the Joker go out and meet someone. And who does he run into but Bruce Wayne himself! He'll have to deal with coming too terms with his complicated relationship with Batman while attempting (and failing) to deny his emerging feelings for Bruce. When all is said and done, he'll have to choose between the two. Won't he? --------------------------------------------------- Batman and the Joker are greatest enemies, but Batman feels like hatred isn't really the right word for what he's feeling. While contemplating how to deal with the confusing situation, he runs into the Joker, but as Bruce Wayne. Batman soon realizes that this is exactly the way he can have a proper relationship with the Joker without ruining their current one. But as time passes, he's more and more reluctant to fight the Joker, and with his behavior changes, he might end upon blowing his cover and losing the protection of his alter ego forever.