"W-What are you doing Greely?!" You yelp, pulling your hand back from his own. "I love you more than an aldan thot loves dat rare clout Y/N..." He mumbles huskily, his 2009 emo boy hair flowing in the wind, revealing his eyes that were previously hidden. He's beautiful, he is everything you could've ever wished for...
The thought of being a virgin in college is terrifying, lucky reuniting with your childhood best friend means he won't let that happen. Friends with benefits never works in the movies or books or on tv, but it'll be different this time, right ? Right. I hope I got better at descriptions Started: 10-17-2021 Ended: 07...
This is the Holy Bible of Kurapika aka Kuratisum. This holy book will teach you how to wap (worship and pray) to Kurapika-sama.🛐🛐👩🏼 🛐AKAKU🛐
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
Squidward×Sponge Bob May contain 18+ content but we will warn you at the beginning of the chapter. (Lol jk jk) To be honest it's just me and my friend's crazy, weird imagination don't take any of it seriously. Please. Edit: We were kidding when we said 18+ content
Short story about Dr.doofenshmirtz who falls for his enemy. Perry the Platypus.
one fateful day, bob (the hottest most thickest minion with the phattest ass) meets the banana of his dreams and truly falls in love with her, but then something surprising happens to him. an adventure of self discovery, action, romance, plot twists, pure love, and last but not least, fat asses.
After Red saved the eggs and Y/N from the pigs, everyone loved him calling him a hero. They used to hate him back then but now Red couldn't be more happy to be loved even having Y/N as his girlfriend. Leonard and the pigs though will always be enemies with the birds. Leonard still love Y/N and she secretly love him to...
You're but a poor citizen of Athens when philosopher Socrates comes up and starts flirting with you!!! What will you do?????
Have you ever shipped Danny DeVito and Lightning McQueen, Jojo Siwa and Jimmy Neutron, Phil Swift and Flex Tape, Carl Azuz and Corbyn Besson, or Barry Benson and Adam Flayman? If so, you should read this!
As you all know, Carl Azuz is the host of CNN 10. Owen Wilson joins him as his co-host and Carl is not happy about it. Watch these two beautiful humans hate for each other turn into something lovely...
In this emotional, dark, and compelling story, Lightning McQueen becomes a member of an underground gang with his best friend and partner in crime, Tow Mater. At the same time, his ex-rival and now good friend Francesco Bernoulli is settling into a new job away from the track after getting diagnosed with a serious med...
Colonel Sanders and Mr. Clean have fallen in love, it was always apparent things were perfect. That was until Ronald McDonald wanted to ruin their relationship...
John Cena thought he had everything in life, he was even a famous internet meme. But that all changed when he met Shrek, I guess life can't be so perfect.
A dramatic love story, filled with red (blood and romance) - - A summer morning, Miss Katie moves to Britain, as she was there she met Gordon Ramsey and the British Queen. What will she do!? Will she pick Gordon or the Queen? What secrets does the Queen have in store? What powers does vegan Teacher and Gordon have? A...
A passionate romance between Carl Azuz, the star of CNN Student News, and John Cena, a WWE star. Will it work out for them? Find out in this exciting thriller!
This is a sexy smut nothing is BETTER THAN ThIS PIECE OF SHIT! whoever kicked me off of first place for carl azuz congrats but i wanna slap you with my fist and lips
⚠️slow ass updates⚠️ I was inspired by @bookwriter1235 to write this. Yes they are humanised.
Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader...
Lightning McQueen has a dark secret, if that secret gets out then it could ruin his career in racing.
Very cute, romantic, and true story of two soulmates who were destined to be together forever❤️
A forbidden romance blossoms between two unlikely men. Their passion for politics was one thing but their passion for each other was another. Can this love affair last, or will the pressures of those around them break their special bond?
