I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

"are you ready to go to flavor town sweety?" guy asks stroking my thighs, his breath smelling like the pastrami sandwich he recently ate.

What would happen if Wheatley didn't get stranded in space? What if GLaDOS saved him? This is NOT a WheatOS fic, so read and review. Thanks! Peace!!

Jacksepticeye x Markiplier Jack has always had feelings for Mark, but he's always been too shy to tell him. But once he does, something goes wrong and they're constantly running for their lives. Can a seemingly simple and ordinary fan help them? Rated PG-13 for language and infrequent suggestive themes.

Pointless rants, lists and the occasional comic.

Someone had to do it! :D

Fnaf randomness

There will be a lot of funny jokes and facts! Please read the first book to :Þ If you don't like the jokes, just stop reading it !!! We hope you will enjoy !! :) BananaMinions492 :)

Do you really need a description? ... ... ... Well, then. It's a book. Made up of puns. (Puns, puns galore!) DISCLAIMER (and long overdue [insert library pun]): Though I sort of stated it before, this is my official disclaimer: about 99.999% of these puns aren't mine (no one has enough of a dead soul for that). The ones not mine I found scattered throughout the Interwebz, on multiple sites and from multiple people, dead or alive, friends and strangers.