You've moved from your old house to the Mushroom Kingdom and are being greeted by some really "friendly" people. What will happen to you on your adventure in the Mario World?

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.

*Revamp of the original You really love chicken nuggets, and chicken nugget really loves you. Are you ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? This is a joke and not a joke at the same time lol

Y/n and Pablo are friends with the rest of the gang Uniqua, Tasha, Austin, and Tyrone but, it's different, because they're in love with each other. (I'M SO SORRY FOR WRITING THIS BUT IT WAS NECESSARY🥶👹) (Edit: WHY ARE PEOPLE READING THIS WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?)

The tragic story of Barack Obama and Shrek.

Because who wouldn't want to lick an ogers toes ;))

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