Harry sits his kids down and tells them a story. A very long story. NOTE: This is a remix/reinterpretation of How I Met Your Mother in the HP World. Thank you! Don't like, don't hate. This story is not mine. The real author is HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack on Fanfiction.net and all credit goes to them. Hope you enjoy! #14 - himym (Sun, Aug 22)

Author: Cassis Luna In which, Draco drinks a potion that allows him to see through lies. Harry, evidently blamed, must help him through the effects of the potion. For the first time, they see one another in a different light. DISCLAIMER: I do not own the plot nor the characters. This fan fiction is created by Cassis Luna, on fanfiction.net, just here to spread a beautiful story to others. All credits to J.K Rowling.

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

• • • When Voldemort assigns Malfoy the task of kidnapping Harry Potter and aiding The Dark Lord in finally killing The Chosen One, will the boy who lived finally become the boy who died? • • • What do you want from me? Why don't you run from me? What are you wondering? What do you know? Why aren't you scared of me? Why do you care for me? When we all fall asleep, where do we go? • • •

"You know what I think?" Harry leaned across the table. "I think you're afraid. You don't take risks like us Gryffindors." He scoffed. "Please, you Gryffindors are all wand-waving and no spell." Harry grinned, settling back into his seat. "Not me. I always follow through." "Prove it." Harry stood up and walked around the table. He leaned over Draco, one hand no his chair and the other on the table. Their faces were a mere inch apart, so close that Draco could see flecks of brown in his emerald eyes. "I don't see any follow-through," Draco taunted. And then Harry kissed him. Harry's hands fell to his shoulders so quickly that Draco teetered on his seat. Draco reached up and grabbed Harry's shirt in an attempt to catch his balance which resulted in the two boys falling to the ground with Harry on top. Harry's cheeks were red with embarrassment as he tried to get up. All he managed to do was knee Draco in the leg. Draco put his hands on Harry's hips. "Stop. Let me." In one fluid motion, Draco flipped them around so he was kneeling above Harry. "And for future reference," Draco smirked, bringing his lips down to brush against his. "I'm always on top."

Some of the saddest, most depressing things that I could write. I wrote this to vent some of that sadness off. It's how I function :/ As you can see, I have another book for le happy stuff because I like to keep them apart, this makes it easier for any and all of my readers to differentiate. There could be *bleh*....hinny in some of the oneshots (this killed me inside to write by the way because I am a hinny hater!) Now on to the good stuff!! Xxxxxx Ivana Aella Smith