[WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NOT SEEN SUPERNATURAL OR NOT CSUGHT UP WITH THE SERIES] Chatroom for only hunters, angels, and demons. Let's just say... what happens in the chatroom, stays in the chatroom. [WARNING: MAY CONTAIN STRONG LANGUAGE AND PURE STUPIDITY]

*written in 2012 at 14* *Follow my new account for the new version of You Can't Cuddle With A Zombie titled: Back to Life @InTheClouds1020* "My boyfriend went to Florida and came back a zombie... I can't cuddle with a zombie!" Ella Masson is breaking down. When her boyfriend, his family, and his best friend die in a plane crash, Ella loses a part of herself. She doesn't want to talk to anyone. She skips school and just stays home. She has an attitude and blocks anyone who tried to help. That is, until her boyfriend and half the town came back from the dead as zombies. The only survivors from their home town are Ella, her best friend Alyssa, Alyssa's cousin Jeremy, and his best friend Dominic. Now they're on a race to find safety in Washington D.C. But it isn't going to be a smooth ride. With lying ten year olds, murderous FBI agents, and unspoken feelings, the teens start thinking they're way over their heads. This senior year, finding a prom date was the least of their worries. Join the team in this thriller about friendship, love, and man-eating zombies. *Trailer Inside!*

The seven deadly sins with a shambling twist. It has been one hundred days since the zombies claimed the world. Cash, along with forty-two survivors, have found safety in the secluded and well-guarded Fox National Park. The leaves are changing colors, a beautiful, brutal reminder that winter is coming. As the survivors prepare for freezing months without electricity and not enough food, they learn of massive zombie herds several hundred miles north...and headed their way. To save the park, Cash must find a place for the survivors to hide from the migrating herds. If Cash and her small band of volunteers don't succeed by winter, the Fox survivors just may become Deadland's Harvest. (Deadland's Harvest is a journey through Dante Alighieri's classic tale on the seven deadly sins... zombie apocalypse style!) (Note: This is a draft so please excuse any errors. The finished novel is available in paperback, ebook, and audiobook).

In one day, the world succumbed to a pestilence that decimated the living. In its place rose a new species: vicious, gruesome, wandering zombies with an insatiable hunger for the living. Still in her twenties, Cash has watched her friends die, only to walk again. An office worker with few survival skills, she joins up with Clutch, a grizzled Army veteran with PTSD. Together, they flee the city and struggle through the nine circles of hell, with nothing but Clutch's military experience and Cash's determination to live. As they fight to survive in the zombie inferno, they quickly discover that nowhere is safe from the undead...or the living. (100 Days in Deadland is a journey through the first poem in Dante Alighieri's Divine Comedy, the classic tale on the horrors of hell... zombie apocalypse style!) (Note: This is a draft so please excuse any errors. The finished novel is available in paperback, ebook, and audiobook).