"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

Being the 'pack servant' was something Eleanor Tate got used to after she was rejected by her mate. She had always thought about running away but didn't have the heart to leave her mum behind so for five years she had to watch as the man who rejected her was with another woman. It wasn't until there was an rogue attack that Matthew Knight realised his mistake and he wanted nothing more to make up for hurting her in the wost possible way.

[ zayn + liam // mature ] liam can hide everything with a smile. but zayn can see right through his lies. [ completed : aug. 19, 2015 ] © xhappilyalive 2014

Nash is a typical nerd in High School. He worries about his grades, he finishes his homework in class, the whole lot. He is also gay. You may ask, 'does he receive hate?', Yes, quite a bit actually. His main contributors are Jacob (Whitesides..XD), the physical one, and mahogany, the verbal one. They combine to create a lifetime of hurt and agony, but Nash is used to it. The day Nash came out was coincidentally named the day Hell froze over. That day is officially renamed the day he died inside. His day normally consists of daydreaming about Cameron, sometimes he's Nash's knight in shining armor and he is Cameron's damsel in distress. Nash knows that it's cheesy, but he doesn't care. Nash loves everything about him, from him biting the eraser on his pencil, to his nose crinkling when he lies. One thing he hates is when Cameron just stands there when Jacob is beating the shit out of him, he doesn't really do anything. He just stands there with a blank face. He's just really good friends with Jacob , he wonders that a lot. When Nash has finally seen it all, minutes away from doing the unthinkable will his knight in shining armor be there to save him?

//Discontinued// "Don't go to the Malik Mansion" They said. "The Malik Mansion is haunted. Paranormal activity fills the house." They said. "Don't go in there." They said. "All of you people are complete loons!! There's no such thing as 'Paranormal Activity'. We'll prove it." 4 stubborn dumbasses said. Need a book to satisfy your horror cliché needs? Need a laugh at a poorly written book by preteen me? Then this is the book for you!

When famous Perrie Edwards mom Debbie finds a newborn bundled up on her front porch what will she do? She can't take care of the baby in her old age but maybe her daughter can. No matter if Perrie's kind heart takes the child in it won't be easy. How will she handle it? And how will the baby turn out? Read to find out!

[VERSION WITH EXTRA CHAPTERS OUT ON AMAZON!!!] [This Wattpad Version is the Unedited first draft.] Having a crush on someone isn't easy, especially when they're popular and you're not. But having a crush on the school's bad boy who's ranked highest on the food chain while you're the nerd in the bottom of the food chain is a hundred times harder. Meet 'Rosaline Arlene Winnefred' who's also known as the school's 'nerd'. She's that girl who has no more than two friends, gets picked on by pretty much everyone, and locks herself up in her bedroom on a Saturday night reading cheesy romance novels. Not to mention she believes in fairytales and has a hopeless crush on the school's bad boy. You get the picture? 'Axel Storm Spencer' is the complete opposite of her. He's got that bad boy image that girls love so much. He's tough, violent and feared by pretty much everyone. In a turn of events, the two get thrown into different messes together. Everything from wild parties, Halloween dances, to discipline referrals and revenge. Her crush might not be so hopeless after all... "After all, it was just a crush on Mr. Bad Boy." [X] This book is UNEDITED, yes, some parts of the book might be confusing, yes, there are grammatical errors. I've been getting A LOT of messages and comments about them so PLEASE don't complain about errors, plot holes, or anything you may not view 'politically correct'. [X] AMAZON RELEASE DATE: OCTOBER 24TH 2017 Fully EDITED with EXTRA CHAPTERS! Thank you! Copyright © 2012 Lilly Purdon. All Rights Reserved. [x] Play this game on EPISODE!

Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.

Chanel and Jaden are back! This time married, with a three-year-old baby girl, Jayda. Chanel and Jaden have been on the line in their marriage. They have been arguing more than expected. Jaden's drinking habits are increasing. Chanel has some serious decisions to make.. Because she doesn't want poor Jayda to be in the position she was in when she was a little girl. Will she deal with it effectively?