"after 6 months live your own life because I'm getting divorce" he said "mind if you spit out the reasons?" I fake smiled him "1. I have a girlfriend and your lucky because she is a kind hearted girl 2. my parents said I'll be the next CEO of our company... satisfied?" he crossed his arms "very well said" I walked out without feeling any heartbreak 'you don't love him Lily' ~•~ Highest rankings. #1 ff13 #54 cringeworthy #117 kpop ff #426 Jungkook ff

This is a guide for all the girls out there that have problems with getting guys, flirting, fashion, and other girly crap that us chics deal with! These are quick, fun, and easy steps! So read and discover the secrets of being a girl (even if it sucks sometimes)

..."Sir.. please take me down. I'm tired" "You're tired? Okay. Just one last thing" And without any warning, i sent a whip flying softly across her body, leaving a red line against her white skin. "Ooww Dario!!" And another. "Fuck!" Last one. She says nothing, only lets tears run down her face. I untie her and hold her like a baby. Carry her to the bedroom and lay her in bed...

An assortment of the most cringe and cliché plots and storylines, with a side of bts. Disclaimer: The entirety of this book is ALL satire. I do not actually write this badly lol.

''Maybe marrying a girl who wants to kill you isn't the best idea...'' Yoongi stated bluntly. ''What's love without death threats and a couple of gunshot wounds?'' Namjoon replied with a smirk. Mirai, a yakuza heiress, refuses to marry her childhood friend turned mafia leader to prevent a gang war. Unfortunately for her, Kim Namjoon does not take no for an answer. How will they survive the mafia's world of blood and revenge? And most importantly, how will they survive each other?

"Everyone is born with 5 senses; Hear, see, smell, taste and touch. If you don't take care of those senses, then they will slowly fade away." Copyright 2015 All Rights Reserved

Pick up lines and other raunchy remarks from my lil' mind. I'm sorry in advance. >> all lines/jokes are from my mind, unless said otherwise, please do not steal << (background in cover; not mine)

"You aren't allowed to speak unless given permission." Liam states. I snort. "Who the hell makes up those rules? I have the freedo-" Before I finish my sentence he slams me into the wall behind me. "I make the rules. I am the dominant in this relationship, and If you choose to make your own rules and disregard mine you'll be sorry." He whispers in my ear. He slams his mouth onto mine and his hands trail my curves. He pulls away just as quickly as the kiss had been. "If you choose to fallow my rules, I'll reward you with pleasure." He slips his hands in my pants. Attention: DONT READ IF YOU CANT READ INAPPROPRIATE SCENES!

"Namjoon my water broke!" "What?!" "MY F*UCKING WATER BROKE NAMJOON!" Namjoon didn't even think twice, he rushed with you and jungkook to the hospital. Once you got there nurses and Doctors rushed to the labor room. After a few hours, a nurse came out "mr.kim? Your wife would like to see you " they got up went inside, both of them rushed to your weak body. "Honey you did great" "Jonnie? Look behind you" "Congratulations sir, you had-" Wanna know the gender? Read the story to find out #28 in cute love #104 btsnamjoon

[Completed] Summary: You were looking the night sky in your balcony when a mysterious man fell from above & suddenly kissed you. He then pulled away from the kiss and smirked.Before you could say anything he put a cloth over your mouth and everything turned black. Later on you learn he is AgustD,a mafia leader who was known for his cold attitude and killing skills.There was not a single person who managed to make it out alive after being targeted. Well expect one person. The title has a hidden meaning so dont be fooled by it. 28/8/19-1K READS #btsimagines 1 #agustd 2 #btssad 1