Batjokes

Batjokes one-shots

Goku x Vegeta yaoi/smut

Its vegeta's birthday today(or at least the one the earthlings gave him) and Goku has to distance vegeta. While keeping vegeta busy something happens between Goku and Vegeta. I do not own the characters in this story. I only claim this story as my own as I wrote it and it is non-profit. The rightful owners are Akira T...

Two Threads of the Same Stitch

Joker x Batman 💜🖤💚 They love each other, they always have but the world stands in their way, along with Joker's demons and......a certain someone. Will they be able to deal with this together? Or will Joker push Batman away? Let's find out together.

(Batman x joker) ~One stormy night.

Batman knows the Joker. He knows how he talks, how he moves and how he acts. He thinks he has the clown figured out. However when Heroes and villains alike start to go missing in Gotham, Batman and Joker have to work together to solve the case. As the stakes grow higher Batman discovers there may be more to the clow...

Batman x Joker What Would I Do Without You

It's been years of fighting battles with each other, Batman wishes he could express his true feelings to The Joker and little does he know Joker feels the same way he does. Boy x Boy Batjokes shipping, don't like it then don't read it <3

When Three Bakugou's Meet, Things Explode

It's a normal day for class 1-A. When a portal opens up in the ceiling and two girls fall out. "We're Hina and Shizu Bakugou. From the future" And then, to Izuku. "Sorry for intruding, Dad" Yep, just a normal day for class 1-A. Because two teenage girls popping out of nowhere claiming to be Katsuki's and Izuku's kid...

Those Who Fall Down the Rabbit Hole | Batjokes |

A clown and a bat, sitting in a cell/ sitting in a mental hospital/ sitting in a rooftop T-a-l-k-i-n-g. The kissing will come later. - Prepare yourselves for a grey Bruce, that's all I'm sayin'. Oh, and for future smut, that too. This is a re-write of The Dark Knight, of course.

Batshit crazy (Batjokes)

One day Joker takes things a step too far, pushing Batman over his limits. What follows is a battle of wills, Batman determined to break Joker for what he as done, and Joker determined not to be broken. ________________________________________ This is basically just porn mixed with an angsty plot, so if you're into th...

That Damned Raven Haired Boy (SasuNaru)

The invisibility started with one silly wish upon a star. At least Sasuke's doormat personality, Sai's attempts at matchmaking, and a mission gone wrong were all quite normal in the life of Naruto Uzumaki

The taste of your lips. (Kakashi x Iruka oneshots)

Just some oneshots with Kakashi and Iruka (Kakairu) Best rankings ever gotten: Kakairu #1 out of 191 Irukaxkakashi #1 out of 11 Iruka #12 out of 540. Update #1 out of 544 Kakashixiruka #1 out of 36 Kakashi #379 out of 8,77k. Update #37 out of #9,62k Yaoifanfic #68 out of 3,88k. Update #34 out of 4,75k (I still don't h...

Without A Soulmate🌹Taekook🌹

Taehyung has passed on and gone up to heaven. He should be happy, he's in heaven of all places but all he cares about is... "why am i alone."

I Found You

"promise me you will come back" "goodbye see you at the wedding" Info Mpreg Smut and much more Bad Language VegeKaKa story

Sour Cherry Drops

Vegeta's one hell of a person. Multimillion rap singer, celebrity, a mansion for a home, fans, and a nice package to complete it. But when a certain person grabs his attention and he soon rises to popularity, it's either win or loose in this battle, especially when two others are involved in this sticky situation. **A...

Goku x Vegeta

Che che has a divorce with Goku while Vegeta has problems with Bulma. Goku starts to hang out with Vegeta and trains with him. Will this end in another argument or start an embarrassing moment? Will Vegeta and Goku get together?

Blind (SasuNaru) [GOING UNDER EXTREME EDITING]

[THIS STORY IS CURRENTLY BEING EDITED, NEW CHAPTERS WILL SOON COME OUT, AS WELL AS MANY GRAMMAR MISTAKES. THANK YOU] A stuck up brunette enters a book store in a hurry to buy his college book list. He realizes that day it was faith when he meets a clumsy blond who's deaf. Will Naruto become a good influence on the we...

FAGGOT /|\ TaeKook

When a person turns Fifteen, a saying appears on their arm. That saying is what their soulmate, for the rest of their life, first words are to them. What if Jungkooks arm...........said faggot? ---------- Jungkook has no friends, but that one word changes his life forever. And who said it was in a good way? Started: J...

Serendipity ||Yoonmin

A story in which Yoongi meets and falls in love with a terminally ill boy while on vacation with his family... *bullying *death *some crossdressing Start: 11/2/20 Published: 3/13/21 End: -/-/-

Mates|Vkook (Hiatus)

When an omega is 9 their alpha mate is chosen by their pack. When an omega is 14 they meet their alpha fir the first time. When an omega is 14 and 1/2 their first heat comes. After the first heat they are bonded with their alpha for the rest of their life. Omega: Jungkook Alpha: Taehyung

Predator | Taekook

Taehyung has never quite understood Jimin's fascination with humans and decides that he wants to experience first hand what draws his brother to them. And who could have made a better guide than the boy he's about to drown? Began: 05-05-2020 Ended: - 🌹Ranking 1 in #Vkook

Hotline

Vegeta works as a sex call worker at one of the popular sex line companies. One day he answers the phone to a new client, who starts to become on of his regular callers... What will happen if they were to ever meet in person? A light hearted, romcom. ;)

JEON'S HEAVEN - TK

[ ONGOING ] {Taekook mafia au} Every insanity has a deep cause behind the darkness of the mind, a scar...so deep and painful but invisible for the human eyes but no one is ready to understands that. Jungkook is a popular businessman and also work for the underground mafia, he's a boss. He has everything work, money, l...

Bound to you.

A requested from -YezdanYava The idea came from him, I've merely just wrote it. :P He suggested it would either be based in NYC or London, being as I am in and from the UK, why not write something I've more knowledge on. Title also his idea. :) X Vegeta moved into the city with not knowing anyone but his close frie...

Saiyan Love~ A VegeKaka Story

Cover by @viva_la_charlie! This is for you Zen!~ Thanks for the inspiration along with everyone else! After Vegeta and Bulma break up, Vegeta finds himself in a state of loneliness but doesn't show it. Meanwhile, things haven't been great on Goku's side either. He is soon to find out that Chi Chi is just using him and...

Jungle Love

Kakarot, a white wolf, left his pack to find a mate. One morning he found a black wolf drowning in the river who stole his heart. Who's this black wolf? GV. Jungle AU. Yaoi.

The unbreakable bond

Different timeline where planet Vegeta wasn't destroyed. A beta male has been born meaning they can carry offsprings, the king learns of this news and already makes arrangements so that they can mate with their son when of the age. *contains smut* I do not own the rights to Dragonball characters.

My Enemy, My Lover (A Short Story)

Several years have passed since Goku's and Vegeta's first meeting- and their first battle. Something like hatred, yet very akin to a twisted form of friendship, is very powerful between the two Saiyans. But when their tails suddenly grow back with no warning and seemingly no cause, Bulma finds herself with a very dang...

SUPER SAIYAN

This is a request story

𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐌𝐄 | 𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐤𝐮 | ✓

RANK #1 IN BAKUDEKU ON 12.4.22 🍓 Izuku Midoriya is just a useless kid without a quirk. Bakugo Katsuki is a ticking time bomb aiming for the top. When Deku beats all the odds and lands a spot in U.A. High's elite hero course, Bakugo is furious. But as time passes, rage may grow into something else... And as Midoriya...

Two hearts (Kakashi x Iruka)(finished)

I TRIED FIXING STUFF BUT IT DIDN'T WORK OUT PLEASE DO NOT COMMENT ABOUT SPELLING ERRORS I WROTE THIS WHEN MY READING DISABILITY WAS REALLY BAD AND I DON'T NEED TO CRY OVER THIS SHIT ANYMORE SO SHUT UP ABOUT IT, I ALREADY HATE MYSELF STOP MAKING IT WORSE this is a Kakashi x Iruka fanfic on how they fell in love! I hope...

Goku X Vegeta One Summer Kiss

My first story hope you like it.Yaoi is Male X Male don't read of you hate Yaoi and if you hate Yaoi your a butthole...