"Your eyes... they remind me of my lack of sexual lust and willing customers. I like that". Bob wasn't just an underpaid and pretty rough looking cook for little old you. He was more than that. He was the man you would've never have believed to have you falling deeply and madly in love...

Love makes everything real. ---- THIS IS A MEME AND NOT A SERIOUS SHIP. At least for me. It's just a short little story, three chapters long. For all you Albert and Felipe shippers. Enjoy.

she lives in the school basement and people bully her and she find the love of her life. who is this you might ask? sussy baka. But he asked sussy baka out, will she accept or make the worst detection of her life

#blue #hugecock #huggywuggy #playtime #sexytime

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Deadpool and Spiderman have... an arrangement. Just sex, no strings, perfect for your everyday crimefighter. They haven't even shared their identities. Peter's happy with it, until he finds out that Deadpool's interested in getting to know the kid behind the mask. Explicit for language, some violence, and sex. LOTS OF SEX. In many locations and a fair amount of different positions. Surely NOT for the weak of heart. Honestly, I started writing this as an outlet for humorous kinky ideas and it just... sort of evolved into a cool story... (Now translated into 3 other languages) (Originally written BY ME in early 2016 and posted on FF and Archive)

this is a joke

Squidward needs more love from readers so I'm making this Fanfiction! (Y/N) is a human who fell in the water during a terrible storm at sea when she was 3. Fortunately for her, Mermaid-Man and Barnacle-Boy saved her from drowning by giving her the ability to breathe underwater. Years pass and she one day moves to Bikini Bottom where she meets a grumpy cashier called Squidward Q Tentacles. How does Squidward react when he finds out she's silent? What happens when he hears her speak when she said she couldn't? Read to find out. I'm getting worse and worst with these descriptions. Read on to find out what happens between the human and the octopus. Also, I will be adding some episodes/Movie's to this story so, keep in mind, they won't be in the right order.

⚠️⚠️I MADE THIS AS A JOKE. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY⚠️⚠️ Why did I actually put effort into making this.

After killing mole rat, other pe teacher felt sexy and wanted a boyfriend.....