Love And Sarcasm [Currently Editing]

❝ 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘭.❞ ❝ 𝘴𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘥'𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘮.❞ 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠. ______________ ➳ ᴀ ᴅɪᴀʟ...

Muffin

"Hey Megan, did you find those notes?" "Uh, I think you have the wrong number, Sir." One wrong number with a very sweet outcome.

Candid ✓

a prank call that leads to a long lasting relationship *** "this is Candids, how can i help you?" "if you are in need of a good quality ice cream, there is a shop next to your house. honestly it is so good." "hello?" "maybe we can get it on the way to the train station, are we still on that?." "hello? excuse me?" "...

𝐏𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚- 𝐀 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭!

Credits for this amazing cover goes to @-sliverofmee *** Addison was like any normal teenager. Working at a pizza restaurant, her days consisted of boring calls from customers and chatting with coworkers. One day though, she talks to someone special. Like every other customer, she never expected him to call again. E...

Mocha House

✿ In which an unusual bubbly girl calls for a mocha coffee, and a bored sarcastic guy answers ✿ Dialogue Short Story warning: i made this when i was like 12 LMAO please be nice T_T

Hotline

Liam accidentally calls a young, annoying, fast-talking, positive girl at work. Intrigued by this girl and slightly guilty for his rude first impression, he continues to call. Can this newly formed friendship lead to something more? and what happens when dark secrets are revealed? Read 'Hotline' to find out more. ...

Fighting For You

Recently getting a new cell number Harlow kept receiving a call from a number she didn't recognize. Tired of them calling late at night she called the number back to demand that they stop calling but she was taken back by their response. ** This is a MOSTLY DIALOGUE book **

In Another World

❝Can you be the grease to my bacon?❞ ❝I found that equally touching and disturbing that I don't know which side to buy.❞ ❝Well... the touching side is better.❞ - warning: this story may create wrinkles due to excessive cringing. read at your own risk. prequel to In Another Call cover by @fartette

EXTRA CHEESE : book # 1 | ✓

"Don't tell me it's you again." "It is." "Oh my God." "Babe--" "No, stop." "I want to give you olive my love." #40 in short story - 16. JAN. 2016 #34 - 21/1/2016 #29 - 24/1/2016 #8 - 25/2/2016 #2 in cheese - 7/9/2018 BOOK #1 OF THE FAT FOOD SERIES

The Starbucks Hotline

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotlin...

The Jock's Blackmail

Unknown Number: Well you gotta give me something! Hell, anything! You can't just dangle this in front of me for the rest of my life! Me: I wasn't planning on it... Unknown Number: Blackmail is a crime, you know! Me: I'M NOT BLACKMAILING YOU! Unknown Number: WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE! YOU GET AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE...

Candy Coated

"Hi, welcome to Bittersweet Treats, where even your sweetest dreams come true. My name is Aidan. How can I help you today?" "You sound annoyingly cheerful today." "It's all 'part of the job." "Cool beans." "So, how can I help you?" "I have a complaint about my ice cream." "I'm sorry. What happened to your order?" "It...

COFFEELESS CARAMEL FRAPPUCCINO

❝ Hello, this is . . . um, oh yeah, Starbucks. Now tell me your order before I get annoyed. ❞ ❝ Uh, I'm pretty sure that's not how you greet a customer. ❞ Started - [ June 02 ] Finished - [ August 07]

Talk Music To Me

When Judaline gets a call from her college's latest soccer star, she doesn't expect him to be a goof. But self-proclaimed goofball, Caleb White makes it his mission to impress the sassy girl with cheesy song lyrics, childish talks and lots of laughter. One phone call. Many songs. Lots of smiles. "So d...

The Wrong Number

*COMPLETED* #1 on Wattpad -1/12/2018 "Hel-" "JUDY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? I'M DYING HERE!" "Uh..shouldn't you call 911 if you're dying?" *** Where Kenneth Jones accidentally dials a wrong number and finds himself amidst weird conversations, 3 am jokes, flirty and sarcastic comments and maybe between all th...

International Calls

"Are you British?" "Well according to 23andMe, partly. My dislike of tea, however, says no." "That's such a stereotype!" "Honey, I'm a walking stereotype. Long live the queen!" /// Phone calls between a British girl and an American boy. Let's try not to start another war /// Part of the dialogue series! Can be read a...

Hello to You Too ✓

"allo, kto eto?" "..." "kto eto?" "so... do you like dogs?" • in which a girl finds a series of numbers at a bus station and decides to call a particular one.

I Dialed The Last Digit Wrong | ✔

Highest rank - #1 In humor I which a guy dials the last digit wrong and that leads to endless conversations, nonsense bickering and pranks! An honest mistake which finds him a friendship that is worth worshipping, teaches him a lesson worth learning and give him a precious gift too. It will all be revealed through t...

Textrovert

[Completed] Textrovert(n.): a person who is expressive and funny in texts but shy in person. *Its 100% a dialogue story (texts and phone calls) except for the prologue and epilogue* Cover credit goes to @meha_k 2020

The Number On The Napkin

"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, my refrigerator is not running." "Well you better...wait, what?" "Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than listen to you say it. So now, thanks to you, I don't have a fridge and all...