Kurtis gets a surprise call from Obama, and a new job! He immediately calls Danny Gonzalez, his most trusted friend. When they arrive at the Obama house, Kurtis realizes this job is not what he expected, and Danny gets a special job of his own. Read to find out the fate of our two beloved commentary Youtubers. *UPDATE: KURTIS READ THE FAN FICTION!*

"...Drew? I thought you and Danny were just friends? I thought you just made videos together?" "Well, about that..." . Amanda finally returns home from her gone-rogue mission in Afghanistan as Joe Biden calls an end to the war and brings the troops back to the United States, discouraged by her failure and desperate to see her husband again, only to find that while she was gone Drew married Danny. She's devastated, betrayed, and more alone than ever...until she meets Laura, the wife Danny seems to have forgotten, and realizes that perhaps she never liked men as much as she thought she did. Or, the unofficial sequel to the infamous House of Gold, written by a teenage boy who has no idea what he's doing