(this is a rather common AU but I did it my way) "Henry... Why do you love me..?" "Because you're the most perfect person I've ever met. You're beautiful, smart, kind, and you're Charles. Those are the only things I want in a Toppat queen." "Toppat queen..?" "Every king needs a queen, doesn't he?" ⚠️Smut jokes filling this story to the brim, but no actual smut⚠️

MAKING ONE CAUSE I COULDN'T EVEN FUCKING FOUND A SINGLE ONE (I THINK)

Espresso have always had troubles with his relationships. He knows what he wants, but his fear of rejection is stronger than his thrist of passion, or maybe not? Maybe Madeleine will notice before its too late, sometimes the only thing you need to know if someone loves you is a cup of coffee...

Yes you can request in the comments of the first chapter! No I don't have any amount of pride or shame, just creativity. Yes it's gay if you don't like it fuck off, yes BATIM is dead I'm reviving it, yes it's kinky I'm shameless, and finally yes PLEASE ENJOY!

(Rodrick x Rowley) & (Greg x Rowley) Rowley has always had a thing for Rodrick. Whenever he would go over to the Heffley's, the tension he felt whenever Rodrick glanced or simply walked by would make the butterflies in his stomach grow. Little does he know that Rodrick feels the same although he's way better at hiding it. Greg has always denied having feelings for Rowley. No matter how many times people at school have pointed out the way he looks at the ginger boy or even his mom trying to talk about how being gay is okay, Greg can't help but feel conflicted when something happens the night Rowley decides to stay over.