A satire crack fic based off of an inside joke. Lizzie and any other people that you don't know are fictional/real people, are real people in on the joke, they are also reading this as it goes along so be sensible in the comments.

Even the devil weeps when he remembers he once had wings. All it took was one bad day. 18+ Minors don't interact. -Theme Songs: Skylar Grey - Wreak Havoc Pop Evil - A Crime to Remember PART II The Tech Thieves - Enough Kehlani - Gangsta -OC is a intersex lesbian, G!P -Girl x Girl -Natasha x Fem!Joker!OC *Triggers. Triggers everywhere. Not for the sensitive *Police/Criminal AU Most Impressive Rank #1 Clint Barton 10/02/20 #1 NYPD 11/21/20 #1 Bruce Banner 8/14/21 #1 Wanda Maximoff 9/8/21 #2 Nick Fury 2/07/21